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Should older divers marry exotic dancers???

Started by Cephalopod , Oct 15 2006 06:12 PM

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#1 Cephalopod

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:12 PM

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All right...I just gotta ask....did I make a mistake???
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#2 Walter

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:22 PM

LOL!
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:57 PM

She is CLEARLY not the right woman for you. I cannot see you go forward with this travesty...

What's her number and address? And how many sisters/exotic dancer friends does she have?

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:59 PM

Where'd she find a men's t-shirt that small? :cheerleader:









#5 Bubble2Bubble

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 07:01 PM

No I dont see where you have made a mistake yet...unless you told her NO I wont marry You... or she is under 18 years old :cheerleader:


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#6 Scubatooth

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 07:39 PM

<grabs ssterilized barge-pole> oh man not again, justs dont do it, and ssave your self the hypertension now.

just wondering where did you find her?

Edited by Scubatooth, 15 October 2006 - 07:43 PM.

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 08:58 PM

Daddy said if it flys or floats, renting is cheaper than ownership. There was a third f, but in my advancing years, I can't remember...
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Posted 15 October 2006 - 09:04 PM

I see NOTHING wrong with a January-December relationship. Heck, it's only one month apart!
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#9 Scubatooth

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 09:12 PM

Daddy said if it flys or floats, renting is cheaper than ownership. There was a third f, but in my advancing years, I can't remember...



and ryhmes with the name of a certain animal and are seperated by one space on a keyboard?

i thought it was tires or t$%^, or is that another saying.

DrBill: good one lol

Edited by Scubatooth, 15 October 2006 - 09:14 PM.

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 10:13 PM

At least she is honest.


Kinda like this girl.....


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Posted 16 October 2006 - 04:30 AM

Why not, I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't have issues or baggage and this only dating divers thing isn't working :cheerleader:

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#12 jextract

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 10:17 AM

Hey, at least you can't say there's not truth in advertising!

Here's another honest woman...

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 10:54 AM

I suppose you wouldn't notice her goals until she walked away with your wallet, eh?? :cheerleader:

like maybe she should have been more 'up front' about it!

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 10:56 AM

Where'd she find a men's t-shirt that small? :cheerleader:

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 11:29 AM

Where'd she find a men's t-shirt that small? :cheerleader:


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