When god created Adam, she said "I have good news and bad news."
The good news is I have given you a brain and a penis.
The bad news is you only have enough blood to operate one at a time.
When god created man he was a prototype.
When god created woman it was from spare parts.
When god created man she was only kidding.
Why do guys give their penis a name?
We didn't want a stranger to be making all those important decisions.
Love is not blind.
It just sees things a little out of focus.
As for the question "Should older divers marry exotic dancers???"
Only if she can keep up with you.
Age and experience will always over come youth and enthusiasm.
Older divers know how to go down, go deep, stay long, and with a proper surface interval do it again.
There are old divers, and there are bold divers, old bold divers are rare.
She will either make you feel 10 years younger, or take 10 years off your life.
Enjoy the ride.
norm
Should older divers marry exotic dancers???
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Cephalopod
, Oct 15 2006 06:12 PM
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 11:30 AM
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 02:12 PM
I'm not part of the The MARRIED & BUDDYLESS Gang, but I feel uniquely qualified to answer this question....
NOOOOOOOO!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
Ahem . . . sorry, I'm back.
NOOOOOOOO!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
Ahem . . . sorry, I'm back.
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WHO DAT!!!!
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I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 02:41 PM
Finally ... our resident expert checks back in!
Having been down this road, I can say (and 'Hawk, let me know if I'm wrong) that they don't choose that line of work without there usually being some serious underlying issues. Having said that, it was fun while it lasted! Why is it that it's always the crazy ones.........
Having been down this road, I can say (and 'Hawk, let me know if I'm wrong) that they don't choose that line of work without there usually being some serious underlying issues. Having said that, it was fun while it lasted! Why is it that it's always the crazy ones.........
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 02:55 PM
Having been down this road, I can say (and 'Hawk, let me know if I'm wrong) that they don't choose that line of work without there usually being some serious underlying issues.
After playing with fire twice... I finally learned better. But I still have the t-shirt!
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 04:04 PM
Silly question but I'll bite...is it a Dec to Jan relationship or Jan to December? Call me 'blonde' but I'm confused!
Maybe cuz I've never dated an exotic dancer...but clue in the blonde!
Maybe cuz I've never dated an exotic dancer...but clue in the blonde!
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 04:21 PM
Silly question but I'll bite...is it a Dec to Jan relationship or Jan to December? Call me 'blonde' but I'm confused!
Maybe cuz I've never dated an exotic dancer...but clue in the blonde!
It depends who's on top . . .
jextract is right on the money. 99% of "exotic dancers" are strippers because they are too messed up to do anything else. Either too spoiled, lazy, ignorant or mentally or chemically unbalanced. It can be fun while it lasts but it can go real bad, right quick.
Take an SD trip - See old friends you have never met before!
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I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 04:58 PM
You sound like you speak from experience.It can be fun while it lasts but it can go real bad, right quick.
Man, that trip in your sig line looks really good to me right now. I need to get away from my kid, BIG TIME!!!
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 05:44 PM
Man, that trip in your sig line looks really good to me right now. I need to get away from my kid, BIG TIME!!!
I think we now have 3 spots left...but I think one is a dorm for a gal...pm sent to you as well! -ww
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 06:18 PM
...just as long as she was never the entertainment at a lacrosse team party.
Rick
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 06:27 PM
Oh MY Gawd!!!!............................... 
I am SOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed!
That's not my wife, that's my daughter! I inadvertantly posted the wrong picture. HEY!, be kind, it happens. I'm old, my eyebulbs are almost burnt out, and she looks a lot like her mother!
And the part about "exotic dancer" was a simple typo. I meant to type "CPA"....you can see where that might happen....can't you??? Those keys are just inches apart!!!!
Anyway, my humble apologies for any misunderstanding.
Kindly Ol' Cephalopod
PS: The December - January thing is actually 13 months, if you carry the "1". However, DrBill did a "wormhole" negative...pure genius!!!, (minus "1"), approach, favored by academics, which purports that, in this case, two months (Dec/Jan) actually equals "3" , because "1", the correct answer, results due to a singularity being bracketed by one month on either side. Put a simpler way..."+1" "-1" "+1" = "+1", or...."+3" "-2" = "+1".
Thus, there are two purported right answers, neither of which are right or wrong. I certainly hope this helps.
I am SOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed!
That's not my wife, that's my daughter! I inadvertantly posted the wrong picture. HEY!, be kind, it happens. I'm old, my eyebulbs are almost burnt out, and she looks a lot like her mother!
And the part about "exotic dancer" was a simple typo. I meant to type "CPA"....you can see where that might happen....can't you??? Those keys are just inches apart!!!!
Anyway, my humble apologies for any misunderstanding.
Kindly Ol' Cephalopod
PS: The December - January thing is actually 13 months, if you carry the "1". However, DrBill did a "wormhole" negative...pure genius!!!, (minus "1"), approach, favored by academics, which purports that, in this case, two months (Dec/Jan) actually equals "3" , because "1", the correct answer, results due to a singularity being bracketed by one month on either side. Put a simpler way..."+1" "-1" "+1" = "+1", or...."+3" "-2" = "+1".
Thus, there are two purported right answers, neither of which are right or wrong. I certainly hope this helps.
Edited by Cephalopod, 16 October 2006 - 06:28 PM.
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 06:31 PM
Oh MY Gawd!!!!...............................
I am SOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed!
That's not my wife, that's my daughter! I inadvertantly posted the wrong picture. HEY!, be kind, it happens. I'm old, my eyebulbs are almost burnt out, and she looks a lot like her mother!
And the part about "exotic dancer" was a simple typo. I meant to type "CPA"....you can see where that might happen....can't you??? Those keys are just inches apart!!!!
Anyway, my humble apologies for any misunderstanding.
Kindly Ol' Cephalopod
PS: The December - January thing is actually 13 months, if you carry the "1". However, DrBill did a "wormhole" negative...pure genius!!!, (minus "1"), approach, favored by academics, which purports that, in this case, two months (Dec/Jan) actually equals "3" , because "1", the correct answer, results due to a singularity being bracketed by one month on either side. Put a simpler way..."+1" "-1" "+1" = "+1", or...."+3" "-2" = "+1".
Thus, there are two purported right answers, neither of which are right or wrong. I certainly hope this helps.
Yeah right...that's what you tell the neighbors when she is walking out the door the next morning!!!
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 07:22 PM
WW
You did have a chance to date a Male Stripper in Coz 04 and 05
Remember
Hawk how many days left till the Sea of Cortez? and our you bringing the 10x10 expandable Disc Floor again
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Maybe cuz I've never dated an exotic dancer
You did have a chance to date a Male Stripper in Coz 04 and 05
Remember
Hawk how many days left till the Sea of Cortez? and our you bringing the 10x10 expandable Disc Floor again
.Bubski
dose this count as a post?
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Posted 16 October 2006 - 08:49 PM
Dear old Dad once told me women are like wine & whisky, they should be allowed to mellow with age before they can truly be appreciated.
Where was she, when I worked as a CPA [still in the cask, no doubt]?
Where was she, when I worked as a CPA [still in the cask, no doubt]?
Time on earth is precious, time underwater even more so. Live life one day at a time. Dive your @$$ off!!!
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 11:58 AM
WW
Maybe cuz I've never dated an exotic dancer
You did have a chance to date a Male Stripper in Coz 04 and 05
Remember
Hawk how many days left till the Sea of Cortez? and our you bringing the 10x10 expandable Disc Floor again
Bubski
dose this count as a post?
33 days and counting!!! I'm packing light but I can fit the twister mat in the dive bag.
Take an SD trip - See old friends you have never met before!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 12:14 PM
Position open for exotic dancers.... send PM along with picture of dive gear. May take 2-3 interviews to pick the right one.
Sempar Partus!!
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