OK, for the past few weeks, I’ve made some hints in post about my, "Availability."
Surprising to me, no one seemed to notice my hints.
So I thought, maybe this is a good time to have a contest. Judging from the success of the last one, I’d thought I’d make up one of my own.
The contest is called, "The First, And Only, Guess Who The Moose Finally Duped Into Dating Him, And No, Hell Didn’t Freeze Over Contest" or "TFAOGWTMFDIDHANHDFOC", for short!
Here is the contest, "guess who I’m currently dating (and have been for more than a month.)"
Your clues are that she meets all of my strict dating standards…
1-She's a female
2-She's a mammal
3-She has a heartbeat
Beyond that, some other clues…
She is a diver
She is on this site! (BIG hint)
And she may or may not kill me for posting this contest!
Now, the answer will be announced at the SD HH this Saturday. Winner will get a prize (TBD.)
Note, anyone that I has been told who it is automatically disqualified from the contest, BUT will be awarded prizes for mis-guiding others on the list and generally creating chaos!
You must read the rules (don't worry, there are some jokes in there) (Note the fine print)…
HOW TO ENTER
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. To enter, complete the post your guess here, in this forum. To be eligible, entries must be completed and received on or by the closing date of the draw. Incomplete entries will be disqualified. All entries shall become the property of Singledivers.com. SingleDivers.com is not responsible for lost, misdirected or delayed entries. Entries received by telephone, fax, courier, pony, carrier pigeon, smoke signals, cryptology, astrology, physic means, or personal delivery will not be accepted, but will be awarded for originality!
CONTEST RULES:
The contest is open to the general public (except residents of Quebec), of age of majority. Identification must be produced on request. Employees of Walmart, I feel sorry for you.
People who can’t take a joke, or people who work in promotional agencies and their respective affiliates and associates and such employees' immediate family members and persons with whom such employees are domiciled are excluded from this contest.
The prize is not redeemable in cash and must be accepted as awarded.
Decisions of the contest judges are final - no substitutions will be available.
By claiming the prize, the winner authorizes the use, without additional compensation of his or her name and/or likeness and/or voice/photograph and municipality of residence for promotion and/or advertising purposes in any manner and in any medium (including without limitation, radio broadcasts, newspapers and other publications and in television or film releases, slides, videotape, distribution over the internet, made for television movie and picture date storage) which SingleDivers.com or Moose may deem appropriate.
In accepting the prize, the winner, and any guest(s), acknowledges that SingleDivers.com and Moose may not be held liable for any loss, damages or injury associated with accepting or using this prize(s).
The person(s) whose name(s) is drawn as being the winner(s) of the specific prize will be required to answer a skill-testing question before the prize is awarded to them. They will also need to prove that they are NOT Canadian.
Detailed contest rules applicable to this contest, including contest entry dates, how to enter, and prize value, number and any restrictions applicable to these prizes are available upon request from Moose ONLY via a personal visit and cost $150 USD and one bottle of good, aged 12 year scotch.
Winners and any guests at the age of majority must sign a release form as prepared and accepted by Moose acknowledging their acceptance and understanding of the complete contest rules.
Moose retains the rights, in its absolute and sole discretion, to make substitutions of equivalent kind or approximate value in the event of the unavailability of any prize or component of the prize for any reason whatsoever.
This contest is subject to all federal, state and municipal laws.
Moose reserves the right to withdraw or terminate this contest at any time without prior notice.
Approximate value of prizes vary.
Contest open to SingleDiver.com members only.
One entry per person. Unless, of course, you submit more than one. Then all your entries will count.
Entering this contest may cause painful urination in males. Especially if you have your 'unit' stuck between the seat and bowl!
If you read all these rules, GET BACK TO WORK YOU TIME WASTING EMPLOYEE!
Edited by Moose, 30 July 2007 - 10:00 AM.
