I wonder what he has in his cool little black bag??? Probably leggo's and some playdough!oh man, do we need YOU here!!!!!!!
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 11:15 AM
Which end is up?
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:51 PM
DON'T give playdough to triggerfish. you know what she will make out of it. Of course she will then want to put it in a kiln and bake it so it will always be hard.I wonder what he has in his cool little black bag??? Probably leggo's and some playdough!oh man, do we need YOU here!!!!!!!
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:52 PM
TF.... You know I mean a little flower pot, don't you?
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 08:12 PM
boy, you covered your ass quick on that one!
actually, murph, when i was a kid i used to EAT playdough. it was really salty.
ok...run with THAT one now!!
actually, murph, when i was a kid i used to EAT playdough. it was really salty.
ok...run with THAT one now!!
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Posted 21 July 2004 - 08:37 PM
Now it's a different kind of playdough!boy, you covered your ass quick on that one!
actually, murph, when i was a kid i used to EAT playdough. it was really salty.
ok...run with THAT one now!!
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Posted 22 July 2004 - 09:11 PM
But still just as salty. Although maybe not as maleable.
That was too easy.
That was too easy.
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 11:46 AM
And do we need to describe the whole glazing process?
I mean, you can't send the flower pot to the kiln without it being properly glazed, right? What were YOU thinking? [I'm shocked! SHOCKED!]
I mean, you can't send the flower pot to the kiln without it being properly glazed, right? What were YOU thinking? [I'm shocked! SHOCKED!]
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 01:32 PM
but you wouldn't send the newly glazed pot to the kiln without being de-flowered would you???And do we need to describe the whole glazing process?
I mean, you can't send the flower pot to the kiln without it being properly glazed, right? What were YOU thinking? [I'm shocked! SHOCKED!]
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Posted 23 July 2004 - 06:40 PM
TF, you are a bad, bad influence on the previously quiet innocent males on this website. Shame, shame, shame..... Oh, and keep up the good work.
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Posted 24 July 2004 - 08:25 AM
(sigh)
i can only try......
it's a tough job, but SOMEbody's got to do it......
(btw...you all get an A + for those replies! bravo!)
i can only try......
it's a tough job, but SOMEbody's got to do it......
(btw...you all get an A + for those replies! bravo!)
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Posted 24 July 2004 - 09:03 PM
Finally, A report card I can take home and show Mom!(btw...you all get an A + for those replies! bravo!)
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Posted 24 July 2004 - 09:13 PM
oh, yeah, she'll just love that.....
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Posted 26 July 2004 - 07:56 AM
Hey TF...it depends on the mom....oh, yeah, she'll just love that.....
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Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan................Searching for the cat.
Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
Colic...............A sheep dog.
Coma...............A punctuation mark.
D&C................Where Washington is.
Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.
Enema.............Not a friend.
Fester............Quicker than someone else.
Fibula............A small lie.
G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...........Distinguished, well known. Labor
Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node....................I knew it.
Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.......Hiding something
Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.
Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor...............More than one.
Urine...............Opposite of mine.
Varicose............Near by
Hospital............The biggest building in town,
other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Benign................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan................Searching for the cat.
Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her.
Colic...............A sheep dog.
Coma...............A punctuation mark.
D&C................Where Washington is.
Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do.
Enema.............Not a friend.
Fester............Quicker than someone else.
Fibula............A small lie.
G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...........Distinguished, well known. Labor
Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node....................I knew it.
Outpatient..............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.......Hiding something
Tablet..........A small table to change babies on.
Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor...............More than one.
Urine...............Opposite of mine.
Varicose............Near by
Hospital............The biggest building in town,
other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
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H.L. Mencken:
Thomas Jefferson
"There is nothing more terrifying than ignorance in action."
Goethe
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep, voting on what to eat for dinner; Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote."
Thomas Jefferson
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
H.L. Mencken:
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