Drives me to drink...
#1
Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:23 PM
I mean seriously, would you quit drinking?
"A good marriage is like an interlocking neurosis, where the rocks in one person's head fill up the holes in the other's."
#2
Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:51 PM
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
#3
Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:04 PM
When you make fish laugh, they can't bite you.
#4
Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:34 PM
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster...
I mean seriously, would you quit drinking?
It would have drove me to drink just so I could look at them!
#5
Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:49 PM
#6
Posted 18 July 2008 - 02:51 PM
#7
Posted 18 July 2008 - 04:13 PM
Proof that is completely not true...Mitch, I always wondered if that old saying was true, about the girls getting prettier by closing time......I guess we have our answer!
As for the OP, if there was true justice Mohammad Atta would have found 70 virgins like that waiting for him in eternal paradise...
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#8
Posted 18 July 2008 - 04:22 PM
But Mitch, then there would have been 20 of 'em!!!
I could handle it!
#9
Posted 18 July 2008 - 04:26 PM
Mitch, I always wondered if that old saying was true, about the girls getting prettier by closing time......I guess we have our answer!
Yep, even Mickey Gilley sang about it! And believe me, if you would have ever went to Gilley's back in the day, you know what he meant!
#10
Posted 18 July 2008 - 07:30 PM
#11
Posted 18 July 2008 - 09:53 PM
Proof that is completely not true...Mitch, I always wondered if that old saying was true, about the girls getting prettier by closing time......I guess we have our answer!
As for the OP, if there was true justice Mohammad Atta would have found 70 virgins like that waiting for him in eternal paradise...
Great commercial! But too much alcohol impairs, um, things - so does he "win"???
#12
Posted 19 July 2008 - 02:55 AM
"A good marriage is like an interlocking neurosis, where the rocks in one person's head fill up the holes in the other's."
#13
Posted 19 July 2008 - 06:56 AM
"The Untouchables".
Maybe at the bar around 6pm
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I always wondered if that old saying was true, about the girls getting prettier by closing time....
Maybe they would all look like this at 2am
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#14
Posted 19 July 2008 - 08:33 AM
I wouldn't know. I don't drink...Great commercial! But too much alcohol impairs, um, things - so does he "win"???
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