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#1
Posted 07 August 2008 - 05:37 PM
talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your
ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old rancher nods politely
and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running
for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining
with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher
immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top
of
his lungs.....
'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'
This is probably based on a true story IMHO
Mike
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#2
Posted 07 August 2008 - 06:35 PM
...This is probably based on a true story IMHO...
When government lying to citizens is not enough, they lie to other government agencies as in this story
#3
Posted 07 August 2008 - 08:20 PM
A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and
talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your
ranch for your water allocation.
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old rancher nods politely
and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running
for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining
with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher
immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top
of
his lungs.....
'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'
This is probably based on a true story IMHO
Mike
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