That means he was stuck with only soap operas to watch during the day, no ESPN, ESPN2, Fox Sports Net, or any of the sports channels. I never saw someone so eager to get out of the hospital!
EEK! I don't blame him for wanting out!
It is totally hilarious and we still get a good laugh when we talk about it. I did not mention that he was in traction (he had fractured his hip in a car accident) so he could not even leave his bed, much less the room. Otherwise, he would have been wandering the halls and flirting with the nurses. To appreciate this story, you have to know about this guy. In the dictionary entry for "Typical sports-loving, Mr. Macho, American male" there is a picture of him. He is the type of guy who would rather walk barefooted on a hot pile of rocks than watch a chick-flick.
So whenever any of us guys visited him in the hospital, he was always grousing that "this s**ks, there is nothing on TV!". One night, we decided to sneak some "contraband" (beer and pizza) into his room. We were caught by one of the nurses but I guess when she saw four good-looking, charming guys and we watching Monday Night Football, she just shook her head. Before she left, she did advise us to "take the evidence with us" when we left.
Edited by Mitch0129, 08 August 2008 - 01:29 PM.