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#1 Bubble2Bubble

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 06:09 AM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars..

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo :cool1:


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Edited by Bubble2Bubble, 21 September 2008 - 06:11 AM.

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#2 Landlocked Dive Nut

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 07:27 AM

:wakawaka: Not enough $$ in the world to entice me to sleep with someone from LA LA Land! Well, maybe that pirate I've mentioned before..... :cool1:
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 11:10 AM

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'


Realistically......

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! But I could never come up with that much money!




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