Five rules women know....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
Bubski
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Started by
Bubble2Bubble
, Oct 20 2008 07:43 AM
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#1
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 07:43 AM
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 11:46 AM
Thanks, Bubski, I needed a laugh today!
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 06:04 PM
Good ones Bubski!
"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)
"Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 07:12 PM
Those are priceless! Thanks Bubski
Too bad I can't find all those qualities in just ONE man!!!
Four separate men is just TOO many men to keep up with!! 
Thanks Bubski Too bad I can't find all those qualities in just ONE man!!!
Four separate men is just TOO many men to keep up with!!
There is not a shred of evidence that life is serious. ~ Ogden Nash
Be yourself, everybody else is already taken. ~ Oscar Wilde
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind! ~ Dr Seuss
Be yourself, everybody else is already taken. ~ Oscar Wilde
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind! ~ Dr Seuss
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justscuba
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 08:20 PM
Those are priceless!
Too bad I can't find all those qualities in just ONE man!!!
That's me... will all but number 5... lol but you havn't gone out with me yet. jk Well Bubski didn't say anything about being short (thanks Bubski) that hurts a mans chance. I must keep trying.
Edited by justscuba, 20 October 2008 - 08:22 PM.
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Posted 21 October 2008 - 12:53 AM
Well Bubski didn't say anything about being short (thanks Bubski) that hurts a mans chance. I must keep trying.
Well I seem to recall you had LOTS of other redeeming qualities! Height isn't everything!
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