When I flirt, I go to the local bowling alley in my town of 1,700 people and hang my keys on my beltloop...This way all the women know that I own a car and can take them to the Dairy Queen...if my ac works, it's a bonus. I date more in the cooler months to save myself the humiliation of forehead sweat.
ROFL!!!! Please tell me you don't have a tonne of keys on one of those retractable contraptions all the janitors wear because that would be a fashion disaster!!!