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[ScubaTex]

There will be a demonstration of new rescue techniques at the Happy Hour, provided we can continue to provide aluminum foil for wet suits.

Will YOU be there Friday, 26 August at 730pm?

I will be there i will be coming directly from work, but i will change before we sit down as having a adult beverage in uniform is highly frowned upon.

Dan -

No worries ... I don't think ANY of the DFW SD's will rat you out. Personally I think you should park an ambulance in front with the lights flashing - or maybe get one of the pilots to turn part of the parking lot into an LZ!

UP Diver aka Jim

We could always tell folks that he came in for an audition in his Drill Team uniform.

I thought he was attending, to demonstrate 'rescue techniques'.

Edited by ScubaTex, 23 August 2011 - 11:28 AM.

[UP Diver]

Oh Platypus Man -

This guy is probably toast now. Just a little foil in the suit does nothing without the prophylactic protective foil beanie (see http://zapatopi.net/afdb/). He should be wearing the foil beanie under his dive beanie with another on top to prevent both mind control and cosmic radiation from affecting his innermost thoughts! At that same site are the directions to make your own beanie from virgin aluminum foil (the ones on the web are probably contaminated and already have leaks in the seams and tears from improper handling!

Just my 2 psi .... everyone going to the HH should be supplied with aluminum foil beanies!!!!!

UP Diver aka Jim

[Scubatooth]

I will be there i will be coming directly from work, but i will change before we sit down as having a adult beverage in uniform is highly frowned upon.

Dan -

No worries ... I don't think ANY of the DFW SD's will rat you out. Personally I think you should park an ambulance in front with the lights flashing - or maybe get one of the pilots to turn part of the parking lot into an LZ!

UP Diver aka Jim

Shhhhhhhh Jim dont be giving out all of the fringe benefits of my job. Dont tempt me as BJs is close enough to KGPM and one of the ground bases i could do just that.

There will be a demonstration of new rescue techniques at the Happy Hour, provided we can continue to provide aluminum foil for wet suits.

Will YOU be there Friday, 26 August at 730pm?

What's wrong with the 'old' standby-s, mouth-to-mouth & chest compressions???

Hey Bill dont go stealing my thunder as I know a few rescue techniques that werent mentioned, but those are the classics, just make sure you have the right music for me (need 3 tracks, Another one "bites the dust", "Stayin alive" and "shes lost that lovin feelin".

See you all friday

[tadawson]

Figures . . . there finally is one, and I already have two other things pulling me away that night . . . . Nothing for two weeks either way, just the 26th . . . . &%&&$&#@$#@_

- Tim

[UP Diver]

Figures . . . there finally is one, and I already have two other things pulling me away that night . . . . Nothing for two weeks either way, just the 26th . . . . &%&&$&#@$#@_

- Tim

Tim -

You are having trouble with your schedule because of your lack of focus! You know, the ability to focus and stay focused on the matter at hand. Now if you have been wearing your PIHHR approved aluminum foil beanie, you would have NO trouble staying focused and you could immediately answer the night's riddle: WHAT WOULD MIKE NELSON DO?

Break out your industrial strength Reynolds aluminum foil and scotch tape, fabricate a new beanie and get ready for Friday night...

UP Diver aka Jim