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#1 WreckWench

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 11:15 AM

The U.S. Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer

an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered

for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight

line between any two points on his body.. The officer got to choose

what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top

of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked

out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted, was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his arms, which he stretched over his head, to

his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third was a non-commissioned officer; a grizzly, old, but wise Chief

who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the

tip of my weenie to my testicles.'



The pension man suggested that he might want to reconsider, explaining

about the big cheques the previous two Officers had received. But the old
Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the
measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em"- which

he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's
weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where
are your testicles?''



The old Chief calmly replied, ''Vietnam!!

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#2 BeachJunkie

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 03:30 PM

Awesome...
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 07:59 PM

Note to self: dont read any jokes at work that Kamala posts. I got the dirtiest look from my co-workers when i hit the floor laughing.

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