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Started by WreckWench , Mar 14 2012 08:12 AM

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#1 WreckWench

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 08:12 AM

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a diving channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to dive!"

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#2 Dave W

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 08:38 AM

FYI, I'm snitching this joke for my Facebook page!

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a diving channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to dive!"

Dave "Next time I go for a drive, I must remember. I've gotta bring my car."

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#3 WreckWench

Founder? I didn't know we lost her!

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53,591 posts

Location:FL SC & Dallas, TX
Gender:Female
Cert Level:DM & Technical certs
Logged Dives:5000+

Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:40 AM

Works for me...can you plug SingleDivers.com? We'd love the exposure! :teeth:

Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
SD LEGACY/OLD/MANUAL Forms & Documents.... here !
Click here TO PAY for Merchandise, Membership, or Travel
"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
"Imitation is proof that originality is rare." - ScubaHawk
SingleDivers.com...often imitated...never duplicated!
Kamala Shadduck c/o SingleDivers.com LLC
2234 North Federal Hwy, #1010 Boca Raton, FL 33431
formerly...
710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
864-557-6079 tel/celfone/office or tollfree fax 888-480-0906

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#4 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:45 AM

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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Teresa,
The original Mermaid Lady
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