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SELF EXAMINATION FOR C.R.S.


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#1 ScubaHawk

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:53 AM

My Mom just sent me this. No idea who the originator is, probably been around for decades, but too cute to not pass along.

SELF EXAMINATION FOR C.R.S ....It takes less than 15 seconds....

( C.R.S. or Can't Remember @!&%, is a common condition, that becomes more prevalent as we age)
If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this C.R.S Test


How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S

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Answers Below:







1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have C.R.S


You are a Pervert !
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#2 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 12:59 PM

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have C.R.S


You are a Pervert !


Guilty. (yeah, so what?)
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#3 Sharklover

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:06 PM

My brain went to "BOOTS" for number 6. Really.
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#4 ScubaSis

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 05:04 PM

That may mean you're Almost a pervert!! LOL
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#5 Sharklover

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:06 PM

That may mean you're Almost a pervert!! LOL


Well what I go through and pay for a pair of custom cowboy boots may be considered perverse by many. I have a bit of a boot problem. And a 10AAAA foot. Bad combination.

I'm sure when I get the bill for the pair that is underway right now, I will shout out "FORK" that is a lot of money!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:41 PM

Zero for sex... er.... six. :-D

I wear that score as a badge of honor, Your Honor! Now give me a vector, Victor.... Roger, Roger...

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:24 AM

Thank goodness I'm not too old to forget what its like to be a *pervert*! Besides you say that like its a bad thing! LOL!!!

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#8 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:16 AM

My brain went to "BOOTS" for number 6. Really.



You're really a pervert...:wakawaka:
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#9 Sharklover

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:03 PM

My brain went to "BOOTS" for number 6. Really.



You're really a pervert...:wakawaka:


:lmao:
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