Spooky puppies
#1
Posted 27 October 2004 - 09:49 AM
By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.
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#2
Posted 27 October 2004 - 12:29 PM
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C. S. Lewis
#3
Posted 27 October 2004 - 01:32 PM
#4
Posted 27 October 2004 - 03:35 PM
#5
Posted 27 October 2004 - 03:39 PM
#6
Posted 27 October 2004 - 03:42 PM
I think that is what they are collecting isn't it???Talk about well trained. Extra biscuts for all.
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#7
Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:47 PM
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#8
Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:48 PM
(we knew you Canucks were good for somethin'! )
Edited by jextract, 27 October 2004 - 04:49 PM.
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#9
Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:29 PM
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) You can do the whole neighborhood.
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#10
Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:50 PM
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldnt get my mouth around it!!!!
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#11
Posted 28 October 2004 - 02:52 PM
Gee, I'm starting to note a trend with us Canadians..... Needless to say, we are fun at parties!!And of course...
(we knew you Canucks were good for somethin'! )
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