" I am so sorry, Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more so than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. "
A few moments later, a second text came in:
"Damn autocorrect. I meant *WIFI* not 'wife'.
Edited by Mermaid Lady, 24 February 2014 - 02:52 PM.