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#1 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 02:50 PM

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

" I am so sorry, Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more so than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. "

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

"Damn autocorrect. I meant *WIFI* not 'wife'.


Edited by Mermaid Lady, 24 February 2014 - 02:52 PM.

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