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#31 divingcleo

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Posted 01 August 2006 - 09:01 PM

Many of you know me as one of the "kings" of the underwater sex (porn) video world. Yes, it's true. Many of you have wanted to share in these thrilling exploits. Well, now you (almost) can!

After four years of filming and a thousand dives, I'm pleased to announce that my next masterpiece, "Munching and Mating in the Macrocystis" will soon be available for purchase. It has all the sex and violence one would expect from me.

When I spoke with WW about having SingleDivers.com carry this fascinating video, I agreed it would only be sold to SD members through SingleDivers.com. When it is completed, I will (of course) honor that pledge... because despite being an underwater porn producer, I'm a man of my word (we all have our faults).

I thought I'd give you all the promo page for the video on my web site so you could read of this magnificent production, the "Gone With the Wind" of Catalina's undersea world. Then, when WW is set to distribute this incredible work, you can order it directly from her. You won't be sorry, she won't be sorry and I won't be sorry.

So, when the time comes, Take Dr. Bill Home With You!

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 12:13 AM

Amusing to see this ancient post resurface!

By this time there are six completed DVD's:

Munching and Mating in the Macrocystis (60 min)
Belize It or Not (60 min)
Gentle Giants: Giant Sea Bass (45 min)
Great White Sharks of Guadalupe (30 min)
Concupiscent Calimari: Mating Market Squid (30 min)
Playful Pinnipeds: California Sea Lions (30 min)

Hope to get these up for sale on SD when I get some breathing room.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 07:12 AM

Hey, doc. can we negotiate a special deal if I wan tto buy all six? :)
OH WHATEVER!!

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 08:42 AM

Folks - these vids are the real deal. Fintillating non-stop xxx action, cold-blooded killers and love juices exploding everywhere.

Seriously - I bought one as a gift for a young diver, a future marine biologist who in this day of sheltered, pampered "whatever" kids, is actually at the tender age of 13 paying for her own diving certs and experience.

Anyway, given the "adult" nature of the "munching and mating" I promised her mom I would preview. It is an excellent video, a learning experience and droll entertainment all rolled into one.

As Joe Bob Briggs would say - "fin-foo, suction-foo, sand-foo, squeeze-foo, swallow-foo, vacuum-foo. Zero breasts, 3 gallons of blood. Check it out."

ps - let us know when the boxed SD set is ready - ChanuKwanMas is just around the corner.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 08:44 AM

Dr Bill - Count me in for a boxed set when you have them available....sounds great!
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 06:34 PM

Folks - these vids are the real deal. Fintillating non-stop xxx action, cold-blooded killers and love juices exploding everywhere.

Seriously - I bought one as a gift for a young diver, a future marine biologist who in this day of sheltered, pampered "whatever" kids, is actually at the tender age of 13 paying for her own diving certs and experience.

Anyway, given the "adult" nature of the "munching and mating" I promised her mom I would preview. It is an excellent video, a learning experience and droll entertainment all rolled into one.

As Joe Bob Briggs would say - "fin-foo, suction-foo, sand-foo, squeeze-foo, swallow-foo, vacuum-foo. Zero breasts, 3 gallons of blood. Check it out."

ps - let us know when the boxed SD set is ready - ChanuKwanMas is just around the corner.


Thanks for the nice review!

I have offered all six for a fixed rate elsewhere, but nothing is set up here yet (only due to my time constraints, not SD).

Edited by drbill, 02 August 2006 - 06:34 PM.


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Posted 03 August 2006 - 11:46 AM

And it looks like I might not be able to pick my set up Saturday ... we'll be diving there but you'll be boat-bound.

Still hoping for that Special Edition boxed set with the autographed 8x10 glossy, the wallet card, the framable membership certificate and the secret decompression decoder ring!
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 07:44 PM

And it looks like I might not be able to pick my set up Saturday ... we'll be diving there but you'll be boat-bound.

Still hoping for that Special Edition boxed set with the autographed 8x10 glossy, the wallet card, the framable membership certificate and the secret decompression decoder ring!


Now, Jamie... if you and Wendy want an autographed 8" x 10" you're going to have to take it yourselves. Remember, I'm the man BEHIND the camera, not in FRONT of it! And only women can join the Dr. Bill Fan Club (although I could make you an honorary member due to your support... that way you can attend club meetings with Wendi!).

What time does your boat get in? Can I bring yours to the dock (we leave at 9:00 AM) or can we meet after the boat gets back?

By the way, we're doing Farnsworth Bank tomorrow!!!

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Posted 04 August 2006 - 11:31 AM

We're on the 7:15 boat from the Queen Mary, so we should be in around 8:15. We're taking the 2:45 boat back ... have to check in on my mom tomorrow afternoon so we can't stay later.

Is it raining over there, too? What happened to summer?
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Posted 04 August 2006 - 11:33 AM

...
By the way, we're doing Farnsworth Bank tomorrow!!!


Two words for you, my friend ... You Suck. I'm so jealous.

I wish I could join you but that dive's a bit beyond Wendi right now.
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 12:43 AM

Jamie... Farnsworth was GREAT. Good visibility the first dive so I stayed on the plateau and pinnacle the first dive (104 max depth). Second dive I went after a bunch of lingcod, a rosy rockfish and several remnants of fishing net wrapped on the rockss (max depth 142). Had a Mola pass by as I was doing 21 min of deco in the blue water.

Just had it confirmed by a specialist that I recently filmed some new underwater porn... octopus orgasms! Caught them in the act and filmed for several minutes. Cool. Time to put out a Munching and Mating, Part II.

I'll head down to the King Neptune early so I can be there when your boat arrives. The dive boat comes in on Float 5 and I think your boat arrives at Float 4. Will bring the DVD's down.

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 10:27 PM

Jamie... Farnsworth was GREAT. Good visibility the first dive so I stayed on the plateau and pinnacle the first dive (104 max depth). Second dive I went after a bunch of lingcod, a rosy rockfish and several remnants of fishing net wrapped on the rockss (max depth 142). Had a Mola pass by as I was doing 21 min of deco in the blue water.


:wavey: Bill how big was that Mola? I did not realize until recently that there were Mola’s off the CA coast until I read that boat possibly hit one last month.….I’m going to Bali next month as the start to come up in Sept and Oct in hopes to see one…If I could just get over this cold water thing :) ….Think of all the money and time I could save…LOL
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 01:12 AM

Jamie... Farnsworth was GREAT. Good visibility the first dive so I stayed on the plateau and pinnacle the first dive (104 max depth). Second dive I went after a bunch of lingcod, a rosy rockfish and several remnants of fishing net wrapped on the rockss (max depth 142). Had a Mola pass by as I was doing 21 min of deco in the blue water.


:wavey: Bill how big was that Mola? I did not realize until recently that there were Mola’s off the CA coast until I read that boat possibly hit one last month.….I’m going to Bali next month as the start to come up in Sept and Oct in hopes to see one…If I could just get over this cold water thing :) ….Think of all the money and time I could save…LOL


It was small... under 2 ft.

Scott, surface temps are hitting 79 degrees... warmer than an El Nino!

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 03:13 AM

<snip> surface temps are hitting 79 degrees... warmer than an El Nino!


:wavey: Really?! Is this expected to last into September? (:))










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Posted 06 August 2006 - 11:27 AM

It was small... under 2 ft.

Scott, surface temps are hitting 79 degrees... warmer than an El Nino!


:) Under 2 ft?...that is why I am headed to Bali..LOL...I want to see the Big ones...The article I read in the Islander sounded like a much bigger one that the boat ran into...What is the biggest Mola have you seen...in Catalina?

I like how you qualify the temp...as "Surface temps"...for the first foot..Maybe... :wavey: ....probably 60 at 60 feet....can't fool me Bill! :D
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