1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving
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chinacat46
, Dec 09 2004 07:53 AM
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chinacat46
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 07:53 AM
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 08:49 AM
Your a Bad Bad Boy
But that was just to Funny Thanks LoL
B2B
But that was just to Funny Thanks LoL
B2B
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#3
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 09:08 AM
Thnx I think.
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:34 AM
Funny Stuff
How about:
20: She can do amazing things with Jello
21: If I'd have known Grandma was going to come, we'd have used the spare bedroom
How about:
20: She can do amazing things with Jello
21: If I'd have known Grandma was going to come, we'd have used the spare bedroom
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WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 01:01 PM
That is so wrong on so many levels.
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