Infamous Quotations
#1
Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:25 AM
So here's the game (and you people asked for another stupid Funewgy game so this is all your fault), modify a reasonably famous quotation to something funny. You may want to play the diving theme card. You may want to make it sensual/sexual (since that card seems to play well in this crowd). Just make sure it's entertaining.
I think I'll start with the diving theme. Ready go...
"I did not have a surface interval with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky" - B. Clinton
#2
Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:27 AM
Thank you , Thank you ...
I must now go and think. gotta be creative
Formerly known as gis_gal and name tattoo'd for a small bribe!
#3
Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:30 AM
Use the inflator luke the inflator.... Obi wan knobi Star Wars
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#4
Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:56 AM
Thanks for another addiction Doug. I see more hours wasted at work.
USAF (Ret.)
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#5
Posted 28 April 2005 - 08:29 AM
Albert Einstein
if your not living on the edge...your takin up to much space
landlocked by misfortune
"Kindness to others is the rent we pay for our time on Earth". - Muhammad Ali
#6
Posted 28 April 2005 - 08:34 AM
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#7
Posted 28 April 2005 - 08:50 AM
lch bein ein Berliner -John F. Kennedy, addressing a crowd in Berlin, Germany
translation- l am a donut
what he wanted to say- lch bein Berliner
translation- l am a citizen of Berlin
what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
#8
Posted 28 April 2005 - 08:54 AM
Tear down that SD booth, Mr Gorbachov, tear down that booth -Ronald Reagan
what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
#9
Posted 28 April 2005 - 09:02 AM
#10
Posted 28 April 2005 - 09:09 AM
Pardon me but do you have any defog???
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#11
Posted 28 April 2005 - 09:37 AM
"Still crazy after all these dives." --Paul Simon
#12
Posted 28 April 2005 - 11:18 AM
#13
Posted 28 April 2005 - 11:25 AM
“Life is measured not by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
#14
Posted 28 April 2005 - 11:26 AM
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
#15
Posted 28 April 2005 - 11:36 AM
mein Deustch ist nicht so gutActually should be "Ich bin Berliner", but a Berliner isn't really just a doughnut. It's a jelly filled doughnut. But the Berliners knew what he meant, which after all is the important thing.
what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
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