Infamous Quotations
#181
Posted 13 May 2005 - 05:33 PM
"In days of old, when divers were cold,
And drysuits weren't invented,
The best latrine was neoprene,
Especially when rented."
-- Gary Gentile
"Never is a word that God listens for when he needs a good laugh."
-- Unknown
#182
Posted 16 May 2005 - 01:43 AM
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#183
Posted 16 May 2005 - 07:25 AM
#184
Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:12 AM
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#185
Posted 22 May 2005 - 07:22 AM
#186
Posted 22 May 2005 - 09:12 AM
Pop quiz hotshot: It's the final dive of the trip, and the best viz yet. You're at 45 feet and and critter you've been trying to photograph for the past half hour is starting to slowly come out of his hole and into the perfect light. A quick glance up shows you buddy entangled in some wires from the wreck, and he's frantically giving the "out of air" sign. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
#187
Posted 23 May 2005 - 06:43 PM
#188
Posted 25 May 2005 - 05:38 PM
Simple....Speed
Pop quiz hotshot: It's the final dive of the trip, and the best viz yet. You're at 45 feet and and critter you've been trying to photograph for the past half hour is starting to slowly come out of his hole and into the perfect light. A quick glance up shows you buddy entangled in some wires from the wreck, and he's frantically giving the "out of air" sign. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Take a huge breath of air, inflate your BC, unbuckle it, let it float up to your friend, take your picture, do your emergency ascent with your one breath of air, meet your friend, grab your octo, untangle your friend and when you surface, say "God Damn, how's that for saving the shot?"
-Mike-
#189
Posted 25 May 2005 - 06:52 PM
--Thomas Jefferson, 1798
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#190
Posted 26 May 2005 - 09:56 AM
"The only good human... is a WET human!"
TheScubaCowboy
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#191
Posted 26 May 2005 - 01:39 PM
And I been warped by the rain
Driven by the waves
I'm wet and crusty but don't you know I'm still diving
And I was out on the boat late at night
Seen a pretty clown fish in every flashlight
Nemo clown fish Nemo
And I've been from Palau to Wakatobi, Belize to Pohnpei
I've dived every kind of rig thats ever been made
Practiced my buoyancy so I needed less weights
And if you give me
Tanks, weights and time
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin' to be divin'
#192
Posted 27 May 2005 - 10:27 AM
--Marlene Dietrich
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#193
Posted 28 May 2005 - 02:22 AM
By me in interview by Seattle times.
My other favorite along the same lines is
If its so cold that you HAVE to wear a wetsuit.........Its to cold to dive!
Cheers Jim
And for a twisted quotes.
Diveing is 90% mental and the other half is physical Yogi Berra
He dives from both sides of the boat. He's amphibious. Yogi Berra
In dive theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. Yogi Berra
Edited by maninthesea, 28 May 2005 - 02:35 AM.
#194
Posted 28 May 2005 - 03:22 PM
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
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