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Dear Santa,

Started by Guest_PlatypusMan_* , Nov 28 2005 08:59 AM

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#16 finGrabber

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 10:05 PM

Now Platy, wouldn't it be dangerous to jump on Uncle Platy's lap and tell you all about it with this mating season problem going on? hehehe!


Dangerous for whom?


anyone who isn't aware to PPM's mating habits?

#17 Trimix2dive

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 01:07 PM

i want the pre-death version of the 47 virgins when you die thing. :wavey:

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 01:47 PM

I'm still waiting to get kissed :wavey:

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 02:17 PM

i want the pre-death version of the 47 virgins when you die thing. :wavey:

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#20 Dejah

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 03:16 PM

Now Platy, wouldn't it be dangerous to jump on Uncle Platy's lap and tell you all about it with this mating season problem going on? hehehe!


Dangerous for whom?


anyone who isn't aware to PPM's mating habits?



:wavey:

#21 BeachBunny

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 11:00 PM

Question for Santa and/or his "little" helpers....

To receive shiny, sparkly items to adorn various parts of my body like oh I dunno say my ears and neck do I need to be on the naughty or nice list? I can go either way, depending on who you get the references from.
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Posted 02 December 2005 - 09:52 AM

Question for Santa and/or his "little" helpers....

To receive shiny, sparkly items to adorn various parts of my body like oh I dunno say my ears and neck do I need to be on the naughty or nice list? I can go either way, depending on who you get the references from.


I should get some "nice" points for not posting what I was going to originally post. :)
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#23 BeachBunny

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 09:41 PM

Question for Santa and/or his "little" helpers....

To receive shiny, sparkly items to adorn various parts of my body like oh I dunno say my ears and neck do I need to be on the naughty or nice list? I can go either way, depending on who you get the references from.


I should get some "nice" points for not posting what I was going to originally post. :respect:



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#24 Twinklez

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 10:28 PM

Question for Santa and/or his "little" helpers....

To receive shiny, sparkly items to adorn various parts of my body like oh I dunno say my ears and neck do I need to be on the naughty or nice list? I can go either way, depending on who you get the references from.


Seems to me you already received a shiny sparkly thing to adorn your body. I want an early Christmas present too! Was that a result of the naughty or nice list? There's still time for me to qualify for one those lists - but I won't tell you which. :respect:

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 10:37 PM

For the 12 days of Christmas,
the things I want for me:

Twelve "hairband" drummers,
Eleven pipeline surfboards,
Ten Jack Lord movies,
Nine um... "ladies" dancing (nude on poles),
Eight maids a-milking (we won't say what),
Seven medals for swimming (at least 4 gold, 2 silver and 1 bronze),
Six girls a-laying (in my bed),
Five HM D-rings (Norm's look good),
Four of what the English are calling "birds",
Three French hookers,
Two Turtle Fins (with spring heel straps),
And a reunion of the Partridge Family!

-- Or maybe I'll just settle for world peace?

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#26 BeachBunny

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Posted 05 December 2005 - 11:19 AM

Question for Santa and/or his "little" helpers....

To receive shiny, sparkly items to adorn various parts of my body like oh I dunno say my ears and neck do I need to be on the naughty or nice list? I can go either way, depending on who you get the references from.


Seems to me you already received a shiny sparkly thing to adorn your body. I want an early Christmas present too! Was that a result of the naughty or nice list? There's still time for me to qualify for one those lists - but I won't tell you which. :cheerleader:



I will tell you how I got my shiny sparkly thing if you tell me what list you qualify for!! And a girl always needs more jewelry!!
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Posted 05 December 2005 - 11:31 AM

Question for Santa and/or his "little" helpers....

To receive shiny, sparkly items to adorn various parts of my body like oh I dunno say my ears and neck do I need to be on the naughty or nice list? I can go either way, depending on who you get the references from.


Seems to me you already received a shiny sparkly thing to adorn your body. I want an early Christmas present too! Was that a result of the naughty or nice list? There's still time for me to qualify for one those lists - but I won't tell you which. :cheerleader:



I will tell you how I got my shiny sparkly thing if you tell me what list you qualify for!! And a girl always needs more jewelry!!



I'd be happy with a man for the night...oooohhh I din't really say that in public did I???? :cheerleader:
who's leading this parade anyway?

#28 normblitch

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Posted 05 December 2005 - 11:36 AM

The current Retail $$$ on (I'm guessing here, and I know of NO Koolaid flavor that dictates this mix) 3 shoulder and 2 waist HM D's would go WELL towards effecting the "Nine um..."

Maybe could you settle for whirl-ed peas ?? :cheerleader:

nhb


For the 12 days of Christmas,
the things I want for me:


Nine um... "ladies" dancing (nude on poles),

Five HM D-rings (Norm's look good),


-- Or maybe I'll just settle for world peace?

Trace


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Posted 05 December 2005 - 04:40 PM

So one year my parents asked what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "Well I probably deserve a lump of coal". Well that's what I got.. a rock painted black so it looked like coal...

Maybe it's fitting again this year... :hiya:

How about.. a new job.. 2 time zones west of where I am now...

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Posted 05 December 2005 - 11:23 PM

So one year my parents asked what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "Well I probably deserve a lump of coal". Well that's what I got.. a rock painted black so it looked like coal...

Maybe it's fitting again this year... :birthday:

How about.. a new job.. 2 time zones west of where I am now...

Scott

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Now, why would you say a lump of coal?? I think you've been a VERY good boy :birthday:
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