A Woman's Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen
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The First Wife
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant. The husband keeps looking over at a nearby table where a lady is sitting in a drunken stupor.
The wife asks, "I notice you've been watching that lady for some time now. Do you know her?"
"Yes" he replies, "she's my ex-wife, and has been drinking like that since I left her seven years ago."
"That's unbelievable" the wife replies, "I wouldn't have thought anyone could celebrate that long."
Jokes for Married Folks
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annasea
, Feb 17 2006 06:01 PM
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#1
Posted 17 February 2006 - 06:01 PM
#2
Posted 17 February 2006 - 06:18 PM
Now one of my favorites...........
Are you familar with the 3 rings of marriage?
1st is the engagement ring
2nd is the wedding ring
Finally, is the suffering!!
Are you familar with the 3 rings of marriage?
1st is the engagement ring
2nd is the wedding ring
Finally, is the suffering!!
"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different" CoCo Chanel
beachbunny@singledivers.com
"Be the change you wish to see in the world"
Ghandi
beachbunny@singledivers.com
"Be the change you wish to see in the world"
Ghandi
#3
Posted 17 February 2006 - 06:25 PM
Are you familar with the 3 rings of marriage?
1st is the engagement ring
2nd is the wedding ring
Finally, is the suffering!!
Yes... haven't you seen the last quote at the end of every post I make???
"The most important thing is to never stop breathing"... ITB
Actually, the WORST day of diving is better than the BEST day at work...
and... my life is not measured by the number of breaths I take, but by the number of breaths I take UNDER WATER
"I see you are no stranger to pain." -- "I was married... TWICE!!!" HOT SHOTS, PART DEUX
Actually, the WORST day of diving is better than the BEST day at work...
and... my life is not measured by the number of breaths I take, but by the number of breaths I take UNDER WATER
"I see you are no stranger to pain." -- "I was married... TWICE!!!" HOT SHOTS, PART DEUX
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