But scoundrels are fun!!!!!!!!!!
lots more fun than non-scoundrels!
why??
cuz you don't have to corrupt a scoundrel!
Posted 29 January 2006 - 01:51 PM
But scoundrels are fun!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 29 January 2006 - 02:19 PM
Just promise to bring him with you next time and we'll keep your secret safe!Just to alert everyone, especially the ladies. My evil twin Mike, who has been cast out of our family for a long list of lewd and lascivious acts, sometimes shows up where I am supposed to be.Cap'n Jack gave a sneak peak of the man outside the online forum...he's not just your mild mannered Clark Kent after all! TJ's got herself a wild one.
Ignore his attempts to sully my unblemished reputation.
He is a scoundrel, a cad, and unfortunately is reputed to be one of the world's best wenchers.
Beware. I am not responsible for his priapism driven actions, and any resulting broken hearts, cute spawn or wrecked relationships.
Edited by Twinklez, 29 January 2006 - 02:21 PM.
Posted 29 January 2006 - 06:35 PM
He is a scoundrel, a cad, and unfortunately is reputed to be one of the world's best wenchers.
Posted 29 January 2006 - 07:12 PM
No, no...he didn't say "The Wench"; he said "wencher." A noun...ending in er, indicating something or someone of action - who does...whatever it is that the noun is. So as a driver drives, and a lawyer practices law, and a baker bakes things...a wencher then...wenches...or rides wenches...or makes wenches out of the women he meets...or... heck...just let your imagination run wild!He is a scoundrel, a cad, and unfortunately is reputed to be one of the world's best wenchers.
Although I arrived a tad late...I do believe I made the rounds and try as I may...I do not recall anyone comparing to "THE WENCH" in any shape, manner or form. Do inform this scroundrel that he must pass "THE WENCH's" inspection before he can use her name for non diving related purposes!
Posted 29 January 2006 - 07:34 PM
No, no...he didn't say "The Wench"; he said "wencher." A noun...ending in er, indicating something or someone of action - who does...whatever it is that the noun is. So as a driver drives, and a lawyer practices law, and a baker bakes things...a wencher then...wenches...or rides wenches...or makes wenches out of the women he meets...or... heck...just let your imagination run wild!He is a scoundrel, a cad, and unfortunately is reputed to be one of the world's best wenchers.
Although I arrived a tad late...I do believe I made the rounds and try as I may...I do not recall anyone comparing to "THE WENCH" in any shape, manner or form. Do inform this scroundrel that he must pass "THE WENCH's" inspection before he can use her name for non diving related purposes!
Posted 29 January 2006 - 07:47 PM
Just promise to bring him with you next time and we'll keep your secret safe!
Hmmm....wondering.... How do you explain it to TJ? Oh wait, she had the fantasy of two... Or, was that you? and she just wants to watch? Hmmm...so much fun I just can't remember who was stirring which pot (and with what)!
Posted 29 January 2006 - 07:51 PM
Gotta love TWINS! (The best of both worlds?)Just promise to bring him with you next time and we'll keep your secret safe!
Hmmm....wondering.... How do you explain it to TJ? Oh wait, she had the fantasy of two... Or, was that you? and she just wants to watch? Hmmm...so much fun I just can't remember who was stirring which pot (and with what)!
Bad news is he fools me with some crisis that prevents me from arriving, and then he shows up in my place.
Soooo, you never see us together. He is very crafty that way.
tj is very well aware of his existence, less fond of him than I am, but chooses to ignore him (mostly) - sometimes she mistakes me for him after the fact and punishes me unjustly. Sometimes she mistakes him for me (so she claims), and lets him have his way with her, so yeah, I guess she's the one with 2 for 1 special.
Posted 29 January 2006 - 09:32 PM
Posted 29 January 2006 - 10:01 PM
My dear you must finish what you started before I'm able to render a decision. No doubt your nimble fingers could feel the knots in my shoulders desparately needing attention! Had I begun to moan as Wenchie did, we might have been removed from the facilities.What!!!!!! No best MASSAGE award!!!!
Tina I heard you wimper a little as well..............
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:06 AM
What!!!!!! No best MASSAGE award!!!!
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:28 AM
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:32 AM
You think we can carpool?Isn't TEXAS great... a few rum and cokes - some good dive conversation - more divers - some dive movies... Thanks for letting me hang out for the evening... Now if Hawk and I could get some divers signed up for the Midwest Dive Happy Hour in Okoboji, Iowa, February 25th... Maybe some of you Dallas types would like to make the trip up North, about 850 miles is all... Nice to meet y'all and thanks for the evening... Jay
Posted 01 February 2006 - 03:42 PM
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Posted 01 February 2006 - 10:08 PM
Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:12 AM
Dan,
If I can have a woman moaning like that and she goes to sleep on me then I'm doing something very wrong!
Tony
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