Create a Movie
#16
Posted 29 January 2006 - 08:48 AM
So our ship is still heading for the .....?
no trees were harmed while posting any of my messages,
however a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced.
Buy Lawn Mower and Chain Saw Parts at...
Amazon.com
#17
Posted 29 January 2006 - 08:59 AM
By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.
_________________________________________(log in name signature)
Signed and Dated
#18
Posted 29 January 2006 - 01:48 PM
his buddy line and a nearby tank he had grabbed. But before he could demonstrate the solution, horrified scerams broke from the onlookers. Glancing up, he sees the shorline growing larger as the out of control craft charges ever toward it. Looking back to his hands, Trace realizes that he had picked up a can of "Spare Air". Himself now screaming in horror, he.......Inshore dive site as Trace starts explaning the proper way to tie a sheaps head knot for the second try using ....................
Edited by Dive_buddy, 29 January 2006 - 01:49 PM.
#19
Posted 29 January 2006 - 01:54 PM
Edited by finley, 29 January 2006 - 01:54 PM.
#20
Posted 29 January 2006 - 02:18 PM
his buddy line and a nearby tank he had grabbed. But before he could demonstrate the solution, horrified scerams broke from the onlookers. Glancing up, he sees the shorline growing larger as the out of control craft charges ever toward it. Looking back to his hands, Trace realizes that he had picked up a can of "Spare Air". Himself now screaming in horror, he.......Inshore dive site as Trace starts explaning the proper way to tie a sheaps head knot for the second try using ....................
He exclaims "this is why a Spare Air is not DIR!!"
but, Trace calms himself down, and makes his way to the wheel house; takes over the boat, while the Captain screams - Mutiny!!
and Trace asks - "is the name of this boat The Bounty?"
next...
#21
Posted 29 January 2006 - 02:36 PM
“Arrrgh!” is Kim's reply, meaning “I think so, but I am not completely positive”. Turning his efforts back to saving everyone from becoming marooned on Catalina, Trace bears hard upon the helm in an attempt to turn the craft. As the helm sluggishly responds, the though occurs to him, “I never noticed Kim's peg leg before”. The craft comes about and now bears down on the Casting Director in the water. The casting director instinctively dumps air and attempts to descend. In horror, the casting director realizes that this being the first time in Salt water, with a dry suit and without doubles, the weight is insufficient to submerge...his buddy line and a nearby tank he had grabbed. But before he could demonstrate the solution, horrified scerams broke from the onlookers. Glancing up, he sees the shorline growing larger as the out of control craft charges ever toward it. Looking back to his hands, Trace realizes that he had picked up a can of "Spare Air". Himself now screaming in horror, he.......Inshore dive site as Trace starts explaning the proper way to tie a sheaps head knot for the second try using ....................
He exclaims "this is why a Spare Air is not DIR!!"
but, Trace calms himself down, and makes his way to the wheel house; takes over the boat, while the Captain screams - Mutiny!!
and Trace asks - "is the name of this boat The Bounty?"
next...
#22
Posted 29 January 2006 - 04:13 PM
Eric
#23
Posted 29 January 2006 - 04:18 PM
Edited by Twinklez, 29 January 2006 - 04:20 PM.
#24
Posted 29 January 2006 - 06:56 PM
Ah, (pause) Twinklez. (longer pause) (Spoken with calming sencerity) We ARE a collection of oddities! Big enough, I think, to be much like the Internet, and not ownable by any one thing or person.As the crew looks out from the boat which is now sitting atop a giant teleporter in a strange alien ship, they see the casting director behind the controls of the teleporter! With an evil laugh he tells them...Aaaargh Mates! It's "talk like a pirate day" and we've brought you here to teach us the proper dialect! Teach us, or forever be a part of our great collection of oddities!
Scene changes to a woman holding dripping dry suit enderwear. "I can NEVER get rust stains out of this fleece!" She crys. Her friend "June" steps up to her and.... (Yup, it's time for a commercial)
Just my 2˘
#25
Posted 29 January 2006 - 08:04 PM
Come one, come all! It's the greatest display of oddities anyone will ever see aboard an alien ship in space! Our fearless leader has found the largest group of mushy hearted fools in neoprene suits we've ever seen! They even come equipped with air tanks to pump them up when they're feeling down, and funny looking goggles to protect their eyes from flames. Don't miss your chance to see this terrific display of oddities before their air runs out or they go up in flames!
Now back to our regular programming....
Lady holding wetsuit.... "June that's not rust.. it's...it's...
"Please deposit 20 cents for the next 10 minutes"
Singledivers.com, because diving should be free!
Edited by Twinklez, 29 January 2006 - 08:01 PM.
#26
Posted 29 January 2006 - 09:25 PM
Now back to our regular programming....
Lady holding wetsuit.... "June that's not rust.. it's...it's...
"Please deposit 20 cents for the next 10 minutes"
Singledivers.com, because diving should be free!
The side effects of the new over the counter diet pill.......... or Coppertone dark because the UV rays in space are a bitch!!!!!
But as we are contemplating skidmarks, a stargate opens and we are wisked back to Earth. Everything looks the same........ except.........its 1940 and all of our high tec dive gear has changed to canvas and rubber suits and 40lb brass helmets!!!!!!!!!!
#27
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:12 AM
What? No P-valves? I'm fogging up in here! Feels like a bunch of bowling balls bumping into each other...everybody stand still will ya! It's like being inside a bell tower with someone pulling on the rope! Where's that damned casting director? He's fixing to have this brass bowling ball between his....But as we are contemplating skidmarks, a stargate opens and we are wisked back to Earth. Everything looks the same........ except.........its 1940 and all of our high tec dive gear has changed to canvas and rubber suits and 40lb brass helmets!!!!!!!!!!
#28
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:23 AM
By the way, they met "ze plen, ze plen." They used to fly the Grumman Goose to Catalina when I first arrived. Great entrance onto the island for the divers (assuming the old bucket of aluminium doesn't fly apart before landing as some of them did)!
#29
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:25 AM
Ok, so where do you want this 40# brass bowling ball?I want to be the director, I want to be the director. After all, I'm the king of underwater porn (and this movie will get nowhere fast unless we introduce some of that... and quickly).
By the way, they met "ze plen, ze plen." They used to fly the Grumman Goose to Catalina when I first arrived. Great entrance onto the island for the divers (assuming the old bucket of aluminium doesn't fly apart before landing as some of them did)!
#30
Posted 30 January 2006 - 12:34 AM
I want to be the director, I want to be the director. After all, I'm the king of underwater porn (and this movie will get nowhere fast unless we introduce some of that... and quickly).
[/quote]
Thats one way to make sure you get the best parts.Is it really porn if we can convince people its art?Add sub-titles,some black and white,some intresting angles
[/quote]
Ok, so where do you want this 40# brass bowling ball?
[/quote]
See already something of great deep symbolic meaning adding to the depth and meaning of this porn I mean art film(repeat out load 10 times"this is art")
Eric
1 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users