A new joke!

Mini Skirt

>> >In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing
>> >a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and
>>it was
>> >her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to
>> >allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
bus.
>> >
>> >Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
>> >reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
>>this would
>> >give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step,
>>only
>> >to discover that she couldn't.
>> >
>> >So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
>> >unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted
the
>> >step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
>>With
>> >a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
>> >little
>> >more and again was unable to take the step.
>> >
>> >About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
her
>> >up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
bus.
>> >
>> >She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
>> >"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The
>> >Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
>> >you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
was
>> >friends."