A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by the Dixie Chicks played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
(this probably belongs in the 'non diving related topics', but I figured you parents could use a laugh, 'specially when it hits close to home )
A teenager is....
Started by
Desert_Diver
, Jul 25 2006 03:48 AM
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#1
Posted 25 July 2006 - 03:48 AM
#2
Posted 25 July 2006 - 08:33 AM
All true, and I can add another. Some who is home to sleep and that's about it. I swear, I think I have seen my son a total of 10 minutes in the past couple of weeks. If you really want to know what it's like to live with a teenager, read the comic Zits.
#3
Posted 07 August 2006 - 10:47 AM
DD
I went through the same thing with my son
Thanks for the memories
B2B
I figured you parents could use a laugh, 'specially when it hits close to home
I went through the same thing with my son
Thanks for the memories
B2B
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