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Important gear-related issue

Started by jextract , Oct 17 2006 10:29 AM

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#1 jextract

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:29 AM

No matter what, don't fart in your wetsuit.

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:37 AM

You sure that's SCUBA gear? :thankyou:









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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:39 AM

Looks like Jexy's s&m outfit gone wild...or is that astray???? Certainly WRONG on many, many levels!!! :thankyou:

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Posted 17 October 2006 - 10:51 AM

:thankyou:

What to do when you can't afford a BCD.

On the other hand, several hundred pounds of lead might come in handy.
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 11:02 AM

No matter what, don't fart in your wetsuit.


You will all burn in hell for making fun of old people and their problems.

"Projectile Faltulence" is a common problem among the senior population. That poor diver had an "Outgassing Event" which was beyond his/her/its control.

Nothing wrong there that a simple sharp pin wouldn't cure. This offers a safety message for those who dive without the proper safety gear.

Our time will come! Old age and treachery will prevail!!!

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:35 AM

I think this is one reason we no longer use emergency CO2 inflators. :birthday:
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:56 AM

You will all burn in hell for making fun of old people and their problems.



Yep...and it is closer than we all realize! :birthday:

Some closer than others! :birthday:

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:57 AM

I think this is one reason we no longer use emergency CO2 inflators. :birthday:




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Posted 18 October 2006 - 09:36 AM

I think this is one reason we no longer use emergency CO2 inflators. :birthday:

Is that the excuse you're using nowadays? "Gee, honey ... sorry ... it was just my emergency CO2 inflator going off!"
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 06:04 PM

Looks like an allergic reaction to latex............ :o
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