The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
This is how the game works:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of our new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Have a great day...
Sleezy Dippindoodle...
A Rose By Any Other Name...
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shadragon
, Sep 25 2007 05:44 AM
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:44 AM
Remember, email is an inefficient communications forum. You may not read things the way it was intended. Give people the benefit of the doubt before firing back... Especially if it is ME...! 
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:12 AM
Okay, if I did this right, my new name is Tootsie Gizzard Butt...YUCK!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:32 AM
Hmmm....I'm Dorfus BattyDunkin'....not sure I like that too much 
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:39 AM
How does "Doombah Dippindoodle" Sound
Never say Never! Its almost as long a time as always!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:49 AM
Looks like I'm Boobie Dippinsniffer... I think I'll keep it!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 10:31 AM
I'm withholding my new name; decided to use it for a password!!!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:55 PM
I just don't think that Sloopy Bubble Butt is very fair!!!! 
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:03 PM
Crusty Dippinsprinkles checking in...
Drew Z.
"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation." -Sinclair Lewis
Meet Pearl and Opal, the new shark rays in Adventure Aquarium.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:23 PM
Say hi to Dorfus GorillaHump.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:01 PM
Snickle Frickenhead.
It has a nice ring to it don't you think
It has a nice ring to it don't you think
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:02 PM
I just don't think that Sloopy Bubble Butt is very fair!!!!
ROFLMAO!!
Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:03 PM
I believe I will be topping that with my submission of....................I just don't think that Sloopy Bubble Butt is very fair!!!!
GOOBER GIZZARDBUTT!!!
Come on!
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Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:46 PM
Well I'm not much better...
Goober Gizzardlips
Goober Gizzardlips
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:24 PM
How does "Doombah Dippindoodle" Sound
Well Doombah, meet your long lost sister...
Dorfus Dippindoodle!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:53 PM
We're related, then. I am Crusty Gizzard Butt.Okay, if I did this right, my new name is Tootsie Gizzard Butt...YUCK!
Back after a long absence - whew, too busy at work!
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