Things to do this year:
1. BBQ with family.
2. Go boat diving! Who-hoo! Finally finally our water has warmed up from: sheer horrifying pain, to holy ice cream headache batman, to ahhhh 50 degrees -- it's like bathwater baby!
1. Parking my vehicle on the street. Scene from last year's big holiday...
dg's little brother "who-hoo I got the best mortars!"
dg "hey, is my vehicle going to get hit by any fireworks??"
dg's little brother "no, it's fine where it is besides the fireworks shoot way up in the air."
[dg's little brother lights a mortar. One shot fires *BOOM*...then the mortar falls over pointing directly at dg's vehicle ]
*BOOM*
[dg's family all mouths agape ]
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
dg's little brother "well no wonder these mortars were a two-for-one at the firework stand."
2. Strangling little brother...
So what are your holiday plans?