How to avoid being shark snack
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scubaski
, Sep 25 2008 04:36 PM
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#1
Posted 25 September 2008 - 04:36 PM
MADRE FELIZ DIA MAMÁ
#2
Posted 25 September 2008 - 05:27 PM
Thanks a lot for sharing!! I have asked that question a couple of times and no one could give me an answer.
Handle every stresssful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
#3
Posted 25 September 2008 - 07:46 PM
Thanks, Stan! Good information that every ocean diver (or some rivers, in the case of the bull shark) should learn.
#4
Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:12 AM
Pretty sound advice. We've all heard it before but it's good review and has been proven by the "mythbusters". He forgot to add that you get style points for things like giving the shark the finger before you punch it in the nose or biting it back/first. Mmmm. . . Sashimi
Proud Member of the Cooper River "A-Team"
#5
Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:47 AM
Bring an expensive camera set up to take shark pictures and you won't see one! Set it up for macro and sharks, whales, schools of rays and giant squid will be all around you!
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#6
Posted 26 September 2008 - 11:17 AM
SO TRUE!!! I believe that when batteries fail while taking a vacation from Loch Ness, Nessie will swim by...Bring an expensive camera set up to take shark pictures and you won't see one! Set it up for macro and sharks, whales, schools of rays and giant squid will be all around you!
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Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
#7
Posted 07 October 2008 - 07:40 PM
I just cut a nearby fish, stick a hook in it, hang it around my dive buddy's neck, point at him or her, then make like a coral head. Works every time...
I'm growing older but not up,
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck.
Let those winds of time blow over my head,
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck.
Let those winds of time blow over my head,
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
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