Recently one of my friends, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned having recently installed Windows Vista on my PC. I also showed him the Windows Vista CD, and to my surprise he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned on the oven. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD was expensive, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.'
After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but then on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription; an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:
4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746
F2066696E64207468656D2CDA4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D
'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
More CD Tricks...
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shadragon
, Dec 05 2008 02:25 PM
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#1
Posted 05 December 2008 - 02:25 PM
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#2
Posted 05 December 2008 - 03:09 PM
Simon
Thats utterly scary , but not surprising. what billy boy doesnt realize is that Vista is a half baked bull cookie that will be responsible for many nails in the windows coffin as vista is more hassle then its worth.
Long live XP, and then after its RIP mac here i come .
Thats utterly scary , but not surprising. what billy boy doesnt realize is that Vista is a half baked bull cookie that will be responsible for many nails in the windows coffin as vista is more hassle then its worth.
Long live XP, and then after its RIP mac here i come .
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#3
Posted 05 December 2008 - 03:47 PM
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Remember, email is an inefficient communications forum. You may not read things the way it was intended. Give people the benefit of the doubt before firing back... Especially if it is ME...!
Tech Support - The hard we do right away; the impossible takes us a little longer...
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Tech Support - The hard we do right away; the impossible takes us a little longer...
"I like ponies on no-stop diving. They convert "ARGH!! I'M GOING TO DIE" into a mere annoyance." ~Nigel Hewitt
#4
Posted 05 December 2008 - 07:28 PM
Too funny!
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