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What do women want

Started by RiverPearl , Dec 09 2008 07:57 PM

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#1 RiverPearl

Meeting folks

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 07:57 PM

You have seen some I am sure...but there are a few really good ones! And none are ... um, ILLEGAL!

Subject: What do women want...

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!!
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WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' :flirt:

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On the thresehold of singledom

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#2 justscuba

People are starting to get to know me

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 08:45 AM

NOT ME! LOL

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#3 Latitude Adjustment

I spend too much time on line

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 07:32 AM

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
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And this is why we should never have a woman president! :teeth:

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By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.

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