I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
(P.S. Maybe the magic cyber elves can find a picture of a ducky and add to my post !!)
