Top 10 Ways to Lose an Annoying Buddy FAST
10) Give your buddy "I'll follow you" signal and then go in the opposite direction.
9) Send him back to our boat for more air.
8) Tell him to meet you on the "anchor line" on a drift dive.
7) Two words--camouflage wetsuit.
6) Tell him you spent a lot of money for this dive and you want to get the maximum bottom time possible. So the plan is for one person to breathe all his air then share air with his buddy, then do an emergency ascent from 45 meters.
5) Let him enter the shipwreck first, then close and lock the door.
4) While gearing up, tell him not to pay attention to the large pus filled sores on and in your mouth. If he needs air, you'll be there.
3) Blow up heaps of party balloons on the boat using his regulator.
2) Paint "FULL" needles on his gauges and remove the real ones.
1) Confess you never really got certified, you're just using a Qualified Diver card you found while walking on a beach.
Top 10 Ways to Lose an Annoying Buddy FAST
Started by
underh2o2long
, Sep 07 2004 02:38 PM
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underh2o2long
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 02:38 PM
" Do everything in life that you want to do... someday you will be too old or in bad health to do it, live with no regrets." ---My Grandfather at 101 years of age---
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triggerfish
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 03:25 PM
jeez, i thought i was the only one who thought that way.
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 03:36 PM
Consider the source, Sis! (j/k, David)
Marvel
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C. S. Lewis
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C. S. Lewis
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 05:04 PM
David,
Are you doing a rendition of the movie - A Beautiful Mind?
or a MAD professor of science or the likes.
In any case, now know who not to dive with.LOL
Are you doing a rendition of the movie - A Beautiful Mind?
or a MAD professor of science or the likes.
In any case, now know who not to dive with.LOL
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 08:29 PM
Your gonna pay for that one! LOLConsider the source, Sis! (j/k, David)
" Do everything in life that you want to do... someday you will be too old or in bad health to do it, live with no regrets." ---My Grandfather at 101 years of age---
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 08:34 AM
Just remember- I have the whips & chains at my disposal....Your gonna pay for that one! LOLConsider the source, Sis! (j/k, David)
Marvel
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C. S. Lewis
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C. S. Lewis
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 09:44 AM
David,
Now you're really in trouble.
Now you're really in trouble.
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underh2o2long
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 09:58 AM
Stick and stones may break my bones......Just remember- I have the whips & chains at my disposal....
Your gonna pay for that one! LOLConsider the source, Sis! (j/k, David)
But, whips and chains excite me!!
" Do everything in life that you want to do... someday you will be too old or in bad health to do it, live with no regrets." ---My Grandfather at 101 years of age---
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 11:58 AM
yeah, yeah, yeah.
talk is cheap, honey.
talk is cheap, honey.
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 12:00 PM
Well, I'm easy, but not cheap!yeah, yeah, yeah.
talk is cheap, honey.
" Do everything in life that you want to do... someday you will be too old or in bad health to do it, live with no regrets." ---My Grandfather at 101 years of age---
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