I received this from one of my friends... anyone agree? disagree?
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.........
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Now Men.........Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the *ahem* out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women are like.... Men are like...
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blacklatexozdiver
, Jun 09 2005 05:29 AM
4 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 09 June 2005 - 05:29 AM
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
SD's Aussie Connection.
SD's Aussie Connection.
#2
Posted 09 June 2005 - 06:41 AM
Not true...a resourceful man would just get out his trusty 100 HP intercooled turbo chainsaw and cut the d*&n tree down to get at ALL the good apples
I'mA riddle so strong, you can't break me.
Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains
#3
Posted 09 June 2005 - 09:15 AM
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
SD's Aussie Connection.
SD's Aussie Connection.
#4
Posted 09 June 2005 - 11:27 AM
Harr... harrr... harrr...
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#5
Posted 09 June 2005 - 02:42 PM
Just no Granny Smiths, please....
"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
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