Dr. Phil and the Sex Slave

I guess this should be under "OF INTEREST TO SPOUSES" Do you remember a while back when Dr. Phil was a guest on Oprah once a week? Well he had a lady complain that her husband treated her like a sex slave He didn't want her to work, just stay at home cook, clean, take care of the kids, and service him whenever he wanted sex. She was given an allowance to buy whatever she wanted, the household bills, car notes, credit cards... were all taken care of by the husband, but if the wife wanted some extra cash, she had to do a few extra rolls in the hay this made her very angry so she was in the process of filing for a divorce.

What is your take on this whole situation?

Here is what I would do. First of all I am not a lazy person I have worked since I was 16 years old, and have had as many as 4 jobs at one time, not because I had to, but because I love to work. The two jobs that I have now I've been on one for 17 years, and the other for 9. With that said, if this were me I would have to go to the Dr. at least once a month to be treated for bed sores , My husband would, have breakfast in the morning, a nooner for lunch, dinner when he got home (to a clean house) his bath drawn when he got done with dinner, a massage before going to bed, and me alllllllllll nighttttttttttttttt longggggggg. and when momma needs a new pair of shoes, watch out, it's time to get physical, up in here, up in here. Daddy's gon' have to call in sick for work the next day and we're both happy

i got one question, girl....
when do you fit in the DIVE TIME?????!!!!!!!

And of course "my" woman would have to pleasure me when she wanted me to take out the garbage, wash the car (oops, don't have one here), walk the dog or cat, wash the dishes, vacuum the rugs, etc. And I'd expect her to ask me to do the same when I wanted her to cook dinner, dust, do the laundry, etc.

Just in case readers don't get it... I'm joking!!! But if we made love to one another each time we needed our partner to do something, what a wonderful world it would be... and we wouldn't have time to worry about those things we "needed" to have done in the first place.

Doc

Man, Ebony, I'm ready to propose now. You do dive, right?

Just in case readers don't get it... I'm joking!!!
Doc

Gosh I love it when a man 'spells it out for me'!!! Thanks Dr. Bill!!

So.....where do I sign up????

Dr. Bill.... you mean that's not the way it works now???

WW- Since there have been readers who don't get my sense of humor, I thought I out to be up front about it. And by the way, they aren't necessary blondes or female.

SassyRabbit- Wouldn't it be nice if it did. Of course being chronically single, I don't really know.

Doc

Sounds like a good deal to me

Edited by wreck_maniac, 30 June 2004 - 08:49 AM.

Dr. Phil should have been talkin' to the husband - when he finds out what the divorce is gonna cost him it would have been cheaper to get a hooker and a housecleaner!

EM .... you do sound like the perfect woman!!!

In all seriousness, I have an ex-girlfriend whose best friend LITERALLY has a price sheet for what she gets from her husband for various sexual activities. I guess it's the screwin' you're gettin' for the screwin' you're gettin'!

WW- Since there have been readers who don't get my sense of humor, I thought I out to be up front about it. And by the way, they aren't necessary blondes or female.



Doc

Didn't say you did...I was serious...I'm one of the ones who doesn't always get your humor so I'm THRILLED you spelled it out for me!! Keep it up!!!


Yep....I really said that didn't I?????

WW- Hopefully the times you don't get my humor are the times I'm actually being serious!

Doc

WW- Hopefully the times you don't get my humor are the times I'm actually being serious!

Doc

Whoops!! I hadn't thought of that possibility!!!

Guess you better keep telling us when you are joking since you hate emoticons!! Thank goodness they work for me!!

Y'll might already know this joke, and may bungle the details. But it is topical.

On their wedding night, the new wife asked her new husband for $10 to have sex. He thought it was a cute way for her to get 'pin money', so he went along. All throughout their marriage, he paid her cash every time they had sex. Life was wonderful until his business failed miserably, and he lost all his money. When he told her they were now destitute, she left the room to go get her brokerage statement. She had been investing the sex money, and it had become quite a lot of money. When he saw it he said, "I wish I had known. I would have given you all my business."

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Dr. Phil should have been talkin' to the husband - when he finds out what the divorce is gonna cost him it would have been cheaper to get a hooker and a housecleaner!

On their wedding night, the new wife asked her new husband for $10 to have sex. He thought it was a cute way for her to get 'pin money', so he went along. All throughout their marriage, he paid her cash every time they had sex. Life was wonderful until his business failed miserably, and he lost all his money. When he told her they were now destitute, she left the room to go get her brokerage statement. She had been investing the sex money, and it had become quite a lot of money. When he saw it he said, "I wish I had known. I would have given you all my business."