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[Dejah]

Ok, here's another good one for all the Real Women..



Ladies: If a lady accidentally over-salts a dish while it's still cooking,
she drops in a peeled potato and it absorbs the excess salt for an instant
"fix-me-up".


Real Woman: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn
bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will
eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


Ladies: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.


Real Woman: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?


Ladies: Stuff a miniature marshmallo! ! w in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.


Real Woman: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your
feet up, eating it anyway.


Ladies: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.


Real Woman: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up
to a year.


Ladies: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess
on the outside of the cake.


Real Woman: Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.


Ladies: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust ! ! before baking to yield
a beautiful glossy finish.


Real Woman: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.


Ladies: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


Real Woman: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.


And finally the most important tip....

Ladies: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.


Real Woman: Leftover wine??


A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

[Bubble2Bubble]

This one works for Men to

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?

Mike

[WreckWench]

I agree about the tip for leftover wine....too bad I've never had any to worry about!! LOL!!! Nor beer for that matter...although leftover beer should you EVER have any makes a great hair rinse!

[WisconsinGal]

Good Ones! Agree with the Beer and Hair rinse, it definitely works!