FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER
#1
Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:01 PM
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit
down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
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#2
Posted 23 March 2004 - 06:20 AM
Thanks what a way to start the day!!!
Mike
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#3
Posted 23 March 2004 - 07:19 AM
Edited by WisconsinGal, 23 March 2004 - 07:21 AM.
#4
Posted 23 June 2004 - 08:37 PM
Which end is up?
#5
Posted 23 June 2004 - 08:54 PM
go ahead and laugh while you can.
wait 28 days and try to figure out what to do THEN.
#6
Posted 23 June 2004 - 08:59 PM
Isn't that when you become nice??? Just kiddingsure.
go ahead and laugh while you can.
wait 28 days and try to figure out what to do THEN.
Which end is up?
#7
Posted 23 June 2004 - 09:02 PM
#8
Posted 24 June 2004 - 06:27 AM
PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
Which end is up?
#9
Posted 24 June 2004 - 06:54 AM
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#10
Posted 24 June 2004 - 07:23 AM
~Jacques Cousteau
#11
Posted 24 June 2004 - 07:52 AM
With all the ladies from Texas on here, that is where they got the idea for the Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!!!! One day when they all hit the same day at the same time!PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
Which end is up?
#12
Posted 24 June 2004 - 09:44 AM
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
#13
Posted 24 June 2004 - 10:01 AM
#14
Posted 24 June 2004 - 10:55 AM
Chainsaw my butt, we did the damage with our bear handsWith all the ladies from Texas on here, that is where they got the idea for the Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!!!! One day when they all hit the same day at the same time!
PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
#15
Posted 24 June 2004 - 11:00 AM
Somehow, I don't doubt that one bit!Chainsaw my butt, we did the damage with our bear handsWith all the ladies from Texas on here, that is where they got the idea for the Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!!!! One day when they all hit the same day at the same time!
PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
Which end is up?
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