FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit
down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER
Started by
Narwhal
, Mar 22 2004 11:01 PM
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#1
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:01 PM
"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself."
Thomas Jefferson
"There is nothing more terrifying than ignorance in action."
Goethe
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep, voting on what to eat for dinner; Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote."
Thomas Jefferson
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
H.L. Mencken:
Thomas Jefferson
"There is nothing more terrifying than ignorance in action."
Goethe
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep, voting on what to eat for dinner; Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote."
Thomas Jefferson
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
H.L. Mencken:
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 06:20 AM
Thats to Funny! 
Thanks what a way to start the day!!!
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Thanks what a way to start the day!!!
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 07:19 AM
LOl.. Yer bad! (just kiddin)
Edited by WisconsinGal, 23 March 2004 - 07:21 AM.
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Posted 23 June 2004 - 08:37 PM
How did this get lost in the shuffle??? This is a Gem! 
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Posted 23 June 2004 - 08:54 PM
sure.
go ahead and laugh while you can.
wait 28 days and try to figure out what to do THEN.
go ahead and laugh while you can.
wait 28 days and try to figure out what to do THEN.
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Posted 23 June 2004 - 08:59 PM
Isn't that when you become nice???sure.
go ahead and laugh while you can.
wait 28 days and try to figure out what to do THEN.
Just kidding
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Posted 23 June 2004 - 09:02 PM
where's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it?? 
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 06:27 AM
PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 06:54 AM
:lam: Just rolling the eyes! LMAO
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 07:23 AM
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 07:52 AM
With all the ladies from Texas on here, that is where they got the idea for the Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!!!! One day when they all hit the same day at the same time!PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 09:44 AM
OMG, that is too funny Jim. Thanks for the laugh.
[color=blue]Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body;
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 10:01 AM
I will use this, thanks
I've got 99 problems and diving ain't one of them.
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 10:55 AM
Chainsaw my butt, we did the damage with our bear handsWith all the ladies from Texas on here, that is where they got the idea for the Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!!!! One day when they all hit the same day at the same time!
PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
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Posted 24 June 2004 - 11:00 AM
Somehow, I don't doubt that one bit!Chainsaw my butt, we did the damage with our bear handsWith all the ladies from Texas on here, that is where they got the idea for the Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!!!! One day when they all hit the same day at the same time!
PROBABLY NEXT TO THE BODIES OF YOUR PREVIOUS VICTOMSwhere's the emoticon with the chainsaw when you need it??
Which end is up?
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