Cake Mix
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house.
He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit.
One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?"
Her husband snarled, "What do I look like? The Tidy-Bowl man?" and sat down on the sofa.
The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?"
Once again, he growled, "What do I look? Mr. Plumber?"
The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?"
And again she was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?"
Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer.
When her husband got home, she said, "Honey, I had the repairmen out today."
He frowned, "Well, how much is that going to cost?"
"Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them."
"Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?"
She smiled. "What do I look like, BETTY CROCKER?"
lil humor for the day
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WisconsinGal
, Mar 23 2004 07:22 AM
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 07:22 AM
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 07:50 AM
Ooooooh girl....THAT was funny!!! Good one!!! LMAO~!!!
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 08:26 AM
LOL!!! I've seen that one before, but still it was good... thanks for the good laugh first thing this morning...
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 08:31 AM
My exwife didnt call the repair guys she just called a lawyer No No No thats not true
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