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Another Blonde Joke !

Started by Bubble2Bubble , Mar 24 2004 04:40 PM

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#1 Bubble2Bubble

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:40 PM

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman AKA WW in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid
blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching their full potential as a person, because! you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells at the top of her voice, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little man on your knee!"
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#2 zendiver

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:54 PM

^5 Mike.....that was GREAT! :dancing:

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#3 WreckWench

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:59 PM

Hey...will the real WW please stand up....and I'm not talking to you little guys on the board either....LOL!!!!

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