I know people who would say this!! I am actually related to people who would make this kind of story up! 
Enjoy.....
"Yesterday I was at my local Target buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Sherriff the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog. I was starting the Purina diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story. )
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no. I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setters’ ass and a car hit us both!
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Target won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say!!! "
Edited by scubagoddess, 04 September 2008 - 10:32 PM.
