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[RiverPearl]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Pass this on to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Pass this on to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

[Latitude Adjustment]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(1) Should be amended to read: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Anything said after "fine" is basis for the next argument.

[shadragon]

Of course, this assumes you are listening in the first place... hehehe

[RiverPearl]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(1) Should be amended to read: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Anything said after "fine" is basis for the next argument.

Sad but true...to a ....point....depends on the origin or subject of the dispute...no attempt or willingness on the man's part to compromise maybe?

[RiverPearl]

Of course, this assumes you are listening in the first place... hehehe

maybe a contribution to the original problem?

[RiverPearl]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Pass this on to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Pass this on to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

okay maybe this belongs in the singles section BEFORE it gets to this point !!! HEH HEH HEH !!!!

[uwfan]

Sorry guys... take heed....and take warning

RP - thanks for a good laugh!

[RiverPearl]

Sorry guys... take heed....and take warning

RP - thanks for a good laugh!

Relationships CAN and should be fun....... sometimes we take things TOO seriously and women are just as guilty.....

[shadragon]

Of course, this assumes you are listening in the first place... hehehe

maybe a contribution to the original problem?

Just trying to demonstrate that instead of educating women in the use of the 'words' you might encourage them to wait for a guy who does not require them. Saves settling...

[RiverPearl]

Of course, this assumes you are listening in the first place... hehehe

maybe a contribution to the original problem?

Just trying to demonstrate that instead of educating women in the use of the 'words' you might encourage them to wait for a guy who does not require them. Saves settling...

oK.....what planet are they on and how do I get there? hahahahahaha

[diverb0b]

Number 10 is "Is that It?????"Used by many women up near in the cold north

[WreckWench]

Number 10 is "Is that It?????"Used by many women up near in the cold north

Ok this has to be added I agree! Ya wanna explain what it means!

[diverb0b]

I m not touching this one lol