Signs that your buddy is a Star Trek Character
10) He's the only one carrying Dilithium crystals in his dive bag.
9) You want to go diving to "see some neat fish and stuff" and he wants to "boldly go where no man has gone before."
8) His dive propulsion vehicle has a cloaking device.
7) He attempts to measure the "warp signature" of passing drift divers.
6) His second stage is mounted in his cheek and he keeps insisting "resistance is futile."
5) You flash the hand signal for OK and he flashes you the signal for "Live long and prosper."
4) He configures his dive computer to emit something called a "tacheon burst".
3) His buddy is wearing a red wetsuit, doesn't talk much, and mysteriously vanishes during the dive.
2) He spends his surface interval in a futile attempt to set his speargun to stun.
1) You can't tell the difference between his fins and his ears.
Joke of the day
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, Mar 30 2004 11:10 AM
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:10 AM
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:14 AM
5) You flash the hand signal for OK and he flashes you the signal for "Live long and prosper."
LOL! 
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 11:30 AM
Thanks Dejah!
Thats to funny
I like this one.
Thats to funny
I like this one.
2) He spends his surface interval in a futile attempt to set his speargun to stun.
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 04:19 PM
LMAO!!!!
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an Icthyologist!!!"
"Cap'n. Ah moost insist ya retoorn the Enterprise to geosynchronoose orbit wit aht leeest five hunnert PSI in the warp matrix"
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an Icthyologist!!!"
"Cap'n. Ah moost insist ya retoorn the Enterprise to geosynchronoose orbit wit aht leeest five hunnert PSI in the warp matrix"
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Posted 30 March 2004 - 04:48 PM
Scotty
Capptann sheess breakin up I dont think shee can take it anymore! we need more dilithium crystals or where going to lose her
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 01:10 PM
Here's one...he asks you (in William Shatner's own dramatic, over-acting way)
"WHY ...must we... make a safety stop....why NOW Doctor?
"WHY ...must we... make a safety stop....why NOW Doctor?
WWZD - What Would ZENA Do ??
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 01:12 PM
(this is too much fun)
Bones (Dr. McCoy), upon seeing that his tank is drained totally dry, states
"He's DEAD Jim!"
Bones (Dr. McCoy), upon seeing that his tank is drained totally dry, states
"He's DEAD Jim!"
WWZD - What Would ZENA Do ??
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 01:13 PM
Oh that's too funny!!
Okay, I'm a closet trek fan! What can I say?
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Okay, I'm a closet trek fan! What can I say?
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FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!! It comes bundled with the software.
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 01:41 PM
Here's one...he asks you (in William Shatner's own dramatic, over-acting way)
"WHY ...must we... make a safety stop....why NOW Doctor?
Too funny!!!!! and so true.
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 04:17 PM
Sea Trek II... The Wrath of Conch??? 
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Posted 31 March 2004 - 06:57 PM
Groan!!Sea Trek II... The Wrath of Conch???
Dive long, and prosper.
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FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!! It comes bundled with the software.
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:28 PM
Let me add my own GROAN!!!!!!Groan!!Sea Trek II... The Wrath of Conch???
Dive long, and prosper.
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Gotta show
for the crew of the starship Enterprise ya' know!!
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 07:48 PM
I confess.....this one is my alltime favorite! I never did figure out why they never figured out thta the guy in the red shirt wasn't coming backSigns that your buddy is a Star Trek Character
3) His buddy is wearing a red wetsuit, doesn't talk much, and mysteriously vanishes during the dive.
Thanks for the laugh.
Peace,
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 08:14 PM
Scotty had a red shirt. He always came back.
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 09:03 PM
You crack me up!!! I think you've boldly gone where no man has gone before....LMAO!!!!
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an Icthyologist!!!"
"Cap'n. Ah moost insist ya retoorn the Enterprise to geosynchronoose orbit wit aht leeest five hunnert PSI in the warp matrix"
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