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Lonely tonight, ladies?

Started by Mermaid Lady , Oct 03 2009 01:36 PM

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#1 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 03 October 2009 - 01:36 PM

Treat yourself to Fred! You deserve it. You know you want it... :thankyou:

http://www.hulu.com/...male-prostitute

Edited by Landlocked Dive Nut, 04 October 2009 - 03:11 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 09:40 AM

I thought you asked if the girls were looney tonight.
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 09:52 AM

Hate to say it but I saw this live when it originally aired. Dates me somewhat... ~sigh~

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 11:52 AM

Hate to say it but I saw this live when it originally aired. Dates me somewhat... ~sigh~

:respect:


LOL. I remember not missing a Saturday Night Live show back in the good old days of John Belushi, Dan Ankroid, Gilda Radner and them. Chris Farley was one of my favorites too.
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#5 Landlocked Dive Nut

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 12:13 PM

You mean, back when the show was good??? I bet there's a bunch on this site that watched it back then.
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 12:40 PM

Hate to say it but I saw this live when it originally aired. Dates me somewhat... ~sigh~

:pray:


LOL. I remember not missing a Saturday Night Live show back in the good old days of John Belushi, Dan Ankroid, Gilda Radner and them. Chris Farley was one of my favorites too.

Then you must have seen Jane Curtain and Dan Ackroyd doing a Looks at Books segment for a book called 'Mauled'. Try finding that on YouTube... hahaha :respect:
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 01:30 PM

Personally, I was a big fan of the "Land Shark", starting with the knock at the door telling Gilda that he was delivering a 'Candygram'.... :respect: "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute" (complete with Garret Morris as 'Slick' the Pimp) was right up there with the "Land Shark" though!

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 02:43 PM

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and said "cheeseburger, cheeseburger"? I have.


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#9 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 06:23 PM

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and said "cheeseburger, cheeseburger"? I have.


http://www.hulu.com/...mpia-restaurant


I was picking up soft drinks for a friend once who told me: "NoCokePepsi!"

Edited by Mermaid Lady, 04 October 2009 - 06:24 PM.

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 06:24 PM

I thought you asked if the girls were looney tonight.


I may have. I think that's what Tammy edited... :lmao:
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 08:09 AM

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and said "cheeseburger, cheeseburger"? I have.


http://www.hulu.com/...mpia-restaurant


I was picking up soft drinks for a friend once who told me: "NoCokePepsi!"



I was grilling for some friends in June when I turned to the crowd and went: CHEESEBURGER. CHEESEBURGER. CHEESEBURGER. CHEESEBURGER.

I was met with a yard full of blank faces.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 09:06 AM

Yes, the classic SNL shows were great fun and I rarely missed them. Today's show is nowhere near as funny but I do watch it occasionally.
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 11:20 AM

It's almost Halloween, time to get out my CONEHEAD, and partake of massive amounts of consumables.

Time on earth is precious, time underwater even more so. Live life one day at a time. Dive your @$$ off!!!

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:55 PM

It's almost Halloween, time to get out my CONEHEAD, and partake of massive amounts of consumables.


Are you from "France"? :evilgrin:

Edited by Mermaid Lady, 15 October 2009 - 07:57 PM.

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