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Started by sharkCrazy , Jan 20 2012 11:29 AM

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#1 sharkCrazy

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:29 AM

It seems as though these videos pop up everyehere now. Who am I to swim against the current.



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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:56 AM

My kind of dive bud.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:13 PM

Ok I'm being bad and watching some utube videos instead of posting trips. :whip:

But I think it would be fun to start our own list of the *Sh1t that divers say*...it would be more fun!

We can even collect them into a master list in the first post! ;)

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 01:50 PM

I volunteer, but only if you send me to Bali so I can do the video in the same place. ;)
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 04:43 PM

I volunteer, but only if you send me to Bali so I can do the video in the same place. ;)


I volunteer to be his cameraman and sound recorder under the same conditions.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 06:00 AM

I volunteer, but only if you send me to Bali so I can do the video in the same place. ;)


I volunteer to be his cameraman and sound recorder under the same conditions.


I volunteer to come along and say s&$t
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:14 PM

But I think it would be fun to start our own list of the *Sh1t that divers say*...it would be more fun!

We can even collect them into a master list in the first post! ;)



SERIOUSLY, this is a great idea !! :cool1: :cool1:
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 12:31 PM

Now we have our team in place...let's all assume we are in BALI... ;)

I'll start with one of the classics... (and coincidently an SD T-shirt I might add!) :cool2:

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 02:21 PM

talking to a complete stranger.... "Hey, can you unzip me?"
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 02:38 PM

"Here, suck on my octopus to check it out."

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 03:11 PM

Hey can we share air?

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 04:19 PM

We can do a threesome.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 05:47 AM

Whadda mean there's no rum left on the boat?!? We won't be in port for 2 more days!
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 11:43 AM

Whadda mean there's no rum left on the boat?!? We won't be in port for 2 more days!


:-D Oh, that's not right at all!!! Everybody bring rum....
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 09:02 AM

To quote our fearless leader -


Woo-Hoo!!!

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