Rats, all I have is the finite improbability device. I haven't figured out how improbable it is to make an infinite one. It's great for party tricks though.
Sheesh! Next thing you'll be telling me is that perpetual motion machines can't possibly work. Don't spoil all my delusions!
They don't work.
BUT,
I can get you a special deal on a Heisenberg Compensator. Cheap.
Edited by Mermaid Lady, 20 March 2012 - 10:20 AM.