'She looks good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she isn't bad at all'
and found himself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
They had a few drinks, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?'
"What's that?" he asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome" she said.
As his mind began to embrace the idea, he really began to wonder what her daughter looked like,
He said, "No, I haven't."
After a few more drinks, she said with a wink, "Well, tonight's your lucky night''
So they went back to her place. They went in.
She put on the light and shouted upstairs:
(wait for it)
'Mom...you still awake?'
