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[duganalexzander]

Scuba Tanks, Exposure Protection, Mask and Fins: $2500

Monthly access charge for an iPhone with excellent service coverage: $40

Enjoying a 6-Pack of Newcastle Brown ale while watching the county Sheriff arrest the assholes who, completely ignoring the 5 "diver down flags" and the multiple warnings from other boaters, told you to get fucked after nearly running over your dive buddies with their 22' fishing boat: Priceless.


There are some things money can't buy, but the United States Coast guard is more than happy to oblige.

Edited by duganalexzander, 16 June 2012 - 05:29 PM.

[WreckWench]

If only you had a picture...

[duganalexzander]

If only you had a picture...

I wish I did..

We were in 15'-20' of water, and came about 25' off of two of our flags.

After we told them that there were divers in the water, who may need to surface in an emergency, they responded with "That's why we're going slow!"

[duganalexzander]

The point being: I have the sheriff's address, and he'll be getting a Christmas card.

[WreckWench]

UNBELIEVABLE...

Well at least the Coast Guard didn't buy it!

[Scubatooth]

if you can tell me the city or jurisdiction I bet I can scare up a mug shot

[Racer184]

The point being: I have the sheriff's address, and he'll be getting a Christmas card.

Post it and maybe he (she) will get a lot of Christmas cards :-)