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Blonde Jokes....

Started by DandyDon , Jul 20 2004 06:16 PM

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#1 DandyDon

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 06:16 PM

This is Blondestar. What is your emergencyâ€¦?

Edited on 7/21 This is really much funnier if you can actually listen to the file. Part of what was written can ruin some of the surprises. ZD has posted a link to the file below. Enjoy! DD, thanks for getting the ball rolling. - WWWâ„¢

Edited by Walter, 21 July 2004 - 08:17 AM.

What would Patton do...?

Yeah I know: I've been branded a non-group person - doesn't play well with others. I am so upset. Let me know if you want to have some fun, without the drama - I'm good for that.

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#2 jextract

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 06:19 PM

Very funny! But you're walkin' on thin ice with them hot tennis shoes with this crowd!!

"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
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#3 cmt489

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 06:40 PM

Yeah, one of the partners in my office thought I needed to hear that one yesterday. He was laughing, I was grimacing and mumbling, "yeah, funny, funny" (although I must admit, it was a little bit humourous... :teeth:

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#4 ddierolf

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:35 PM

That was funny :hiya:

Which end is up?

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#5 Walter

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:55 PM

Actually, the MP3 file is funny. This is a poor copy. If you'd like to listen to it, PM your e-mail address to me.

No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.

DSSW,

WWW™

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#6 BKScuba

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 02:30 AM

that was good!! Do you have a thing against blondes? :marvel:

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-Eleanor Roosevelt-

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#7 Latitude Adjustment

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 05:34 AM

The blondes will be flaming you as soon as they get off the phone with tech support, there mouse has gone all the way to the edge of the mouse pad but the pointy thing can't reach the reply button! :lam:

I, Latitude Adjustment (insert log in name), do hereby swear, (politely), that I shall not hold SingleDivers, (SD), nor any SD poster, (real or imagined), liable, nor shall I seek legal restitution, (real or imagined), for any perceived, (real or imagined), offenses I may incur, (or Incurrrrrrrrrr on talk like a pirate day), that may or may not be posted on this or any SCUBA related board, (real or imagined), by anyone, (real or imagined), anywhere, (real or imagined). Further, I void any right to privacy, (real or imagined), as it may, or may not relate to any posting, (real or imagined), about me, to me, for me, because of me, all about me, my dog, my cat, my bird, my monkey, my family, (real or imagined), my friends, (real or imagined), or my world, (real or imagined).

By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.

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Signed and Dated

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#8 ddierolf

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 05:56 AM

The blondes will be flaming you as soon as they get off the phone with tech support, there mouse has gone all the way to the edge of the mouse pad but the pointy thing can't reach the reply button! :lam:

You should be safe for quite awhile then!

Which end is up?

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#9 scubahoney

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:28 AM

The greatest resource of the ocean is not material but the boundless spring of inspiration and well-being we gain from her.
~Jacques Cousteau

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#10 Diverlady

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:35 AM

They've been playing it on my radio station for a couple of weeks now. It's a riot!!

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#11 zendiver

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 07:48 AM

As per request from several of our members, I have uploaded the sound file in .mp3 format. Click on the link below to hear it:

Click here to listen to Blondestar 2004

Enjoy
-ZD

[color=blue]Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body;
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"

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#12 GeekDiver

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 08:03 AM

Now thats funny. Working with computers I've seen some real life doozys.

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#13 BKScuba

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 11:43 AM

I listened to it, and it so much funnier then reading it!!

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

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#14 Laura

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Posted 22 July 2004 - 10:16 AM

WWZD - What Would ZENA Do ??

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#15 vereli

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Posted 22 July 2004 - 10:59 AM

I absolutely can not leave this one alone! This is personal!
â€œI might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.â€

That was very funny. :blink:

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